Your comic got to suckiness faster than cancer did=your comic has more suckiness than cancer=your comic sucks more than cancer=wow, you must make some terrible comics.
I'm now going to present you with a Troll of the Month award, which I want you to keep on a chain around your neck always.
'But why am I being accused of being a troll?' you're probably asking yourself. It's because nobody could possibly be as stupid as you're pretending to be, leading me to wonder about your true motivation.
As always, enjoy your day.