Back with an Announcement... by DaveMonkey 5-22-07

Hello again one and all! Thank you for being patient with a new comic? What's new? Well, I'm now married! Me! She's a fuckin idiot to marry you, you limp-dicked cocksucker! BOOOO!! Now that's not fair! You don't know my wife. I AM your wife! Love you too, hon.

love you all.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

XD

I loved it!  Make s'more.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

very nice. she seems sweet.

welcome back

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks very much. Not sure what the Warner Bros. thing was about.

 Anyway, more treats for ya.

 

Anus and Anus by DaveMonkey 5-30-07

Yo Anus! I'm making toast. What do you want on yours? I Can't Believe it's Nut Butter! I think you mean 'Not'-- ...And I got it all over her face! --Never mind.

Now my life is over... by DaveMonkey 5-30-07

Yes folks, it's true. I am now officially off the market. People have said that people change after they're married. I disagree completely. I know I haven't... TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, PISS-POT!!! ...And I know she DEFINITELY hasn't...

Anus and Anus go to Hell by DaveMonkey 5-30-07

Fuck.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"