BAM PIYA WHOCK take that!

Nobody played with 'Dumb Chuck'. So Dumb Chuck bought some nunchucks. He thought by disguising himself, nobody would know who he was and play with him. Unfortunately now, the kids didn't just call him 'Dumb Chuck with Nunchucks'....They called him 'Super Dumb Chuck with nunchucks'. Poor Dumb Chuck. But at least he had his nunchucks. Fin.

possible fodder for my 'failed superheroes' set?

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Kill Whitey.

What did Bam Piya Whock ever do to you?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

On second thought:

Kevin James got into the Oxycontin last Christmas, and this is what happened.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Short Bus Man

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what if nigger meant kite

The lesser-known fifth ninja-turtle, James Ensor.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DragonXero

You win.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The trap is sprung! So dies a box of donuts.

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What others say about boorite!

Don't fuck with NinjaTard!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.