Being a comic competition judge is hard because you have to think of rules. And when the time comes, every great contest idea you ever had is gone, unless you write it down somewhere. So the theme of this contest is judging and all its perils.

Rules are as follows:

1. Someone must be judging something. (Duh) Anything from a wet t-shirt contest to a triple murder trial. Art critics will be accepted as judges, but it may not be beneficial when it comes time for my judgement.

2. The phrase "conclusive evidence" should be included in there somewhere.

Fairly easy, I like to keep it simple.

Extra credit rule 3. Heavily imply or outright state that the judge is wearing a wig to pronouce to his/her audience that he/she is indeed the judge. Clarification: the judge doesn't normally wear a wig in his/her everyday life.

I will take over my judicial duties of this contest on Monday, June 11th unless interest and submissions are so poor that I decide I'd rather just put this contest out of its misery.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

She Judged Me to Harshly by Spankling 6-03-07

Startling conclusive evidence was found today as to why Spankling keeps his hand down your pants. That's right Missy News Face! It's so he can find his tiny crank! I should know! Please don't laugh... You're just lucky I'm not a sloppy, enormo cow like Missy News Face! Well.. treat me right and no one will ever know. Stop calling me that! By the way, didn't you used to be a redhead? It's a wig, but how did you know? Have you seen me with my pants off, too?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC357: Here Come De Juggs by UnknownEric 6-04-07

I, Judge Fudge, have conclusive evidence that you have some big ass titties and sentence you to ride on my cock. So did that work...? No.

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I has a flavor!

CC 357: The Case of "Sally vs. Mommy" by biped 6-04-07

Mommy, I have judged you "guilty" of aggravated not cleaning up my room in the first degree. Wh--what? See? This shithole is conclusive evidence that you are a bad mommy. But, I haven't had time to keep up with the housework lately! Why...why are you wearing that funny wig and fake beard, sweetums? To render my verdict, of course. And I sentence you to death, Mommy. Here--eat this rat poison.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Judgement Gay by RedfeatheR 6-04-07

So I get to go to heaven even though I'm gay? Sure, why the fuck wouldn't you? cause... Doesn't the Bible have conclusive evidenc-- THAT FUCKING BOOK HAS CAUSED MORE TROUBLE THan--!!! ... ....~SIGH~ .... Listen... just shut your cock-holster, put your dick skinner in mine and follow me into the kingdom

Judgement Gay II by RedfeatheR 6-04-07

This is the section for babies who were aborted. And here is the section for those who hate Jews but are also Astros fans. And here is the... You know what... I'll let you know when we get to the "Stare at my ass" section

Judgement Gay III by RedfeatheR 6-04-07

I still can't believe I'm here. Who would've thought a gay guy from St. Louis. would make it here St. Louis huh... ... go to hell right now ... wher-- WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! Bienvenue dans l'enfer ! Avez-vous un compte avec Stripcreator ?

RCL no. 1604 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-04-07

...AND THAT'S WHEN GARY DECIDED TO STOP EATING MEXICAN. THEY MAKE GARY HAVE TO SHIT NONSTOP. Interesting. By the by... What do you think of my new tie? GARY DON'T EAT THAI, EITHER. TOO SPICY. MAKE GARY'S ASS BURN ALL DAY LONG. Gotcha. Anways... How do I look? NICE WIG, FATSO. Hmmmm... In my judgement, this is conclusive evidence that flesh-eating zombies are nothing but self-centered pricks!

Mrs. Landers by FrixFrax 6-05-07

Hey Mrs. Landers, I didn't know you were judging the flower contest this year. *Gasp* is that a wig!? Oh hi and you've brought you son, aww, well yes , I'm afraid it is a wig - I know I don't usually but... certain circumstances mean I can't do without one You listen to me Mrs. Landers, going bald is no shame - I have conclusive evidence of that, now you take off that wig. *swipes wig* And be proud of you who you are! I'm not going bald! I'm wearing a wig because my actual hair was infected with pubic lice I'm confused... is it OK to laugh? *puts on wig* Hey Mom, check me out, I'm Mrs. Landers! Man... this wig itches TIMMY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PUT DOWN THE WIG, AND RUN FOR YOUR FRIKKIN' LIFE!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

About 3 days til judgement day. Get to making the comics.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 357: Blade runner by lukket 6-10-07

Over to Carrie with the culture section. In his latest book Dutch author, Cova, has caused a stirr in sports circles by claiming to have conclusive evidence that his speed skating namesake Ids Postma was doped during the '98 Olympics For obvious reasons we can't review this book. Obvious reasons? You shouldn't judge a book by Ids Cova.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Judgement Day is here. Well, for the comics in this thread anyway.

Here's a photo that is conclusive evidence that I have the ability to judge things without wearing a wig:

Honorable Mentions belong to:

Spankling - She Judged Me Too Harshly

UnknownEric - Here Come De Juggs

biped - The Case of "Sally vs. Mommy"

RedfeatheR aka Braffy Pants - Judgement Gay Series

Random Comic Layout Guy - RCL no. 1604

FrixFrax - Mrs. Landers

lukket - Blade Runner

I loved your enthusiasm for participation. Unfortunately, there can only be one winner. I find UnknownEric guilty of making my funny meter go off the most. I turn my gavel over to you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yay! Thank you, chicka! :)

New contest coming up sometime today!

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I has a flavor!

Holy Jesus a poolroom with red cloth on the tables is like a, like a, like a place that doesn't know what the fuck it's doing. Find somewhere else to play!

Pink. Not red.

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Mediocrity at its most average.