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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sadly, Burt Happycat's shocking deformity and severe learning disability destroyed his political ambitions, fueling a fatal descent into the world of drug addiction and extreme testicle torture.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

will he return mah bukket?

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I has a flavor!

The outrage over Happy's catnip possession charge from his college years was apparently not enough to keep him from being re-elected.

NEDM

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Poop.

i'm going to the catbox... then i'm going over in that corner and lick my balls... then i'm going to fall asleep in the sunlight upside down... then i'm going to washington d.c. to take back the white houseYEEEEEAAAAARGH... ... ... ... ...sorry. hairball.

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what if nigger meant kite

Bill Clinton was already president, he can't run again!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Proving once again that all American politicians are PUSSIES!

we're going to invade iraq and steal all their balls of wool!

His leading rival:

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Senator Happycat avoids mudslinging tactics used by his opponents, stating to the press "It's easy to wash off but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"And as my running mate... the future vice president of Teh Untied Stayts:  MONORAIL CAT!"

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

I have a disturbing feeling he'd name Ceiling Cat head of Homeland Security.

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I has a flavor!

Ceiling Cat is watching your splinter cell.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

*goes into the voting booth and chooses cat* Thats right candidates. A cat is betta than you. He'll even keep the country free of Mice and Rats!

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

"I promise every one of u can has cheezburger. look at me. i can has cheezburger. you can has cheezburger too. lol."

Actually, this is the kind of intellectual intelligence we need running this country.

Kind of a step up from Spoonerisms and "stay the course" - a lolcat like HappyCat is more likely to just want cheezburgr and not federal trade defecit (LOL WHUT?).

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

"The war in Iraq? Do not want. DO... NOT... WANT!"

*cheers*

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.