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Zaster
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American pussies, I make challenge at you. The two of us will make a fight. Before you answer, better to have look at you. Please - it is too much the joke!

You think you can make a fight with me? What a bunch of joke. Already I can hear you crying at once. I am punching you in my dreams!

You have the biggest weapons but there are nothing hanging down where your jewls should be. In Canada, we are all here making joke of you. Brad is biggest at making joke. He says you have no jewls! Ha ha. What say you in issue to that?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

6-28-07 5:35am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/HKG36.jpg[/IMG]

I'll see you in three days.

6-28-07 8:11am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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I'LL BE WAITING, BITCH!

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Poop.

6-28-07 9:29am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Zaster

Ill Mitch is "Punching While Rap."

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I has a flavor!

6-28-07 10:24am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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only in canada can a sport involving ice skating be considered macho. they probably drank beer and highfived each other while watching nancy kerrigan's performance saying things like "she's so gutsy" before retreating to the sauna to suck each others cocks and congratulate themselves on holding france at bay to remain the 2nd least feared country in the world

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what if nigger meant kite

6-28-07 2:10pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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The number one sport in America has you place your hands on a man's balls who is leaning in front of you.

MACHO!

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Poop.

6-28-07 2:52pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Lets all put our sport issues aside and have a party at my place.

I will not judge men fondling other men's balls.

 

 

Much.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

6-28-07 3:04pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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Rabid_WeasleThe number one sport among people whose IQ is lower than their shoe size, yes.

 

Intelligent people in the US watch Baseball, which is about as manly as it gets, because we have linked it to sex with women in our minds.

Besides, any country that invents a sport like Curling has no right to talk. Take THAT, Canada.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

6-28-07 3:19pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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Rabid_Weasleit doesn't actually, no one had the heart to correct you in gym class

same for tennis and frisbee

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what if nigger meant kite

6-28-07 5:11pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
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HCRoyall

That would be Scotland.

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Poop.

6-28-07 7:04pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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HCRoyallntelligent people in the US watch Baseball, which is about as manly as it gets, because we have linked it to sex with women in our minds.


No, intelligent people in the US play no rules stickball because watching baseball is boring as shit. Excluding seeing parents piss themselves over little Timmy striking out, of course.

6-28-07 7:19pm (new)
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Zaster
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Hello again American pussies. It is well for you who do not to accept my challenge. Check out this pictors of me, taken with top-off-the-line Canadian camera phone. They were taken by admiring girlfriend of yours when you were not watching her!

Here you can clearly see my crippling mussels. Americans are but skinny stickmen by comparison! Which of you can stand against such strength as this?

Here is me destroying retched American import with bare fists! Clearly, it would embarass you to be in fight against such giant power.

Now run back to your mamma's bussom, skinny stickboys. Be sure tell her that I enjoy her company very much last night! I will sit back and laugh some more at you while sipping fine Canadian vodka.

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6-29-07 5:55am (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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ivytheplant

No, intelligent people in the US play no rules stickball because watching baseball is boring as shit.


intelligent people don't get bored

they get EVEN.

with all the statistics, baseball probably is the sport of choice amongst big braineds. george will would back me up on this. they did flock to the NBA for a short time when the illegal defense rule was around. Einstein was the exception though. he was all about roller derby

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what if nigger meant kite

6-29-07 9:07am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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The smartest people, and by that I mean wealthiest, only indulge in the sport of kings. And by that I mean incest.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

6-29-07 9:59am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Zaster

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/obese_hacker.jpg[/IMG]

6-29-07 10:27pm (new)
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Zaster
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^^ Bah! That is not pictor of me. That is perhaps pictor of Santa Claus! It look like he is pleasing himself to collection of elf porn.

This year, I make sure password protect elf porn collection.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

6-29-07 11:54pm (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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6-30-07 8:29am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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OF YOUR CHALLENGE I AM LAUGHING! HA! HA!

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What others say about boorite!

8-01-07 10:36am (new)
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Zaster
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Then you and I must make a fight. One look of my fighting powers, and you will be laughing on the other side of your face!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

8-02-07 4:57am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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How can it be fight when you sleep eyes closed on a pool of your body's liquids? Ask many, that is result of challenge me!

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What others say about boorite!

8-02-07 10:28am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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America is awesome because we have this guy:

8-02-07 7:12pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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BigFrank105i have season 1 on dvd.

not sure i should have admitted that

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what if nigger meant kite

8-03-07 2:47am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Believe it or not, that's really not gay.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

8-03-07 6:08am (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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mandingoi have season 1 on dvd.

not sure i should have admitted that


I think I may have heard that a movie was somewhat in the works.

8-03-07 6:54am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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What the hell is it?

8-03-07 1:23pm (new)
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