i hope you guys like my comics:

first comic by coathangerabortion 7-02-07

i think it's high time we bought a house what a great idea let's start by calling the real estate people this is exciting what a beautiful house it has 21 rooms

black eye adventures by coathangerabortion 7-02-07

hey boss how was your weekend whoa, hang on, how'd you get that black eye? i was in the kitchen and i tripped and banged myself on the edge of the counter ouch well i wouldn't worry about it you can barely see it

black eye adventures 2 by coathangerabortion 7-02-07

hi phillip how was your weekend? uneventful. old ball and chain you know, hahaha so did you get in a fight or something? that's a nasty black eye no, i banged myself on a counter ah, well it's barely noticeable, just forget i said anything

black eye adventures 3 by coathangerabortion 7-02-07

hey, i heard about the black eye. tough break. oh, hi ted. how was your weekend? did you get it during kinky sex? did she punch you or kick you? were you tied up? were you tied to the bed? did she use wax? did she use needles? how about sandpaper? did she use that? did she rub it on your chest? did she make you wear it as a condom? did you ever turn the tables? did you use her tits as a dartboard? bye ted

ghost by coathangerabortion 7-03-07

oh no a ghost what do you want from me please, you have to help me move on to the afterlife no can do did i stutter

[Click to view comic: 'ambulances']

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There have been good new people around lately.

True.

But this isn't one of them.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

the last one was almost amusing enough to make me smile. the other three were totally devoid of humor.

keep trying

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Kill Whitey.

okay, here's some newer ones: 

die hard by coathangerabortion 7-04-07

hey have you ever seen die hard? maybe, what was it about? it was about these three guys who fall in love with the same girl and the girl is secretly in love with her boss but they don't know it no i don't think i've seen that one it was pretty good i'd reccommend it yeah i'll rent it sometime

confrontation by coathangerabortion 7-07-07

hey nerd, got a minute um sure i guess so just thought you'd like to know i'm the one who put you in that wheelchair what, why'd you do that because you're an ugly loser and i thought you deserved it oh, my bad

santa's workshop by coathangerabortion 7-07-07

ho ho ho welcome to my workshop some workshop excuse me? all it is is a road, there aren't any elves or presents or anything you're gay

these comics are amazing

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Most of these comics didn't even have a punchline, and the ones that did weren't anything amazing.

However I did smile at "Black Eye Adventures 3" and "Santa's workshop"

You should go read Injokesters thread about how to make good comics to get a little help.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

theres no strict way to make a comic. you cant just select a template and background, pick two characters from a list, and just simply type text right into the dialogue balloon! it takes skill, hard work, and pot. and all those other things...

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Sorry. My original post was meant to signal that I liked your comics.

xxausrottenxx

I find that unhealthy amounts of alchohol always get my creative juices flowing

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