Crumpled-Up Penis by faggot 7-05-07

Hey Dave, guess what? What? Guess. I don't know. God help you Dave, guess what.

Hungry like the Wolf by faggot 7-05-07

Hey Danny. Hey Steve. Last weekend was crazy. These two hot latinas sucked my cock while I ate this blond out. Damn, where do you meet this girls? Girls?

Child Prostitution by faggot 7-05-07

Hey Steve, what's on your mind? Well Barry, I think I might be gay. What makes you think that? Well I woke up this morning with considerable anal tearage and my mouth tastes like male ass. Suck my cock. Pleasure doing business with you Barry.

Vacuum Lips by faggot 7-05-07

Hey nigger. Outta my fucking way. Back in the good old days, I would have fuckin hung you from a goddamn tree and sucked your limp, lifeless cock. What? I said, I would have fuckin hung you from a goddamn tree and ripped off your limp, lifeless cock. Oh, that's ok then.

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You were right, they were ridiculously gay. And amusing. Good for you!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

If liking these comics makes me rediculously gay, just call me king faggot.

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Hooray for catharsis!

Here's s'more

Testicle Trainwreck by faggot 7-06-07

Hey Harry, look. I really don't know who else to ask. Yeah? How do you deal with being a homosexual in a mostly anti-gay world? I get fools like you to suck my cock. No. Fuck you.

Pregnancy Fetish by faggot 7-06-07

Hey mister squirrel. How are you today? I'm doing great, actually. The wife gave me some money for poker night with the boys tonight. She even gave me extra to get a beer. We had sex 3 times today. Huh. My wife is a penny pinching bitch. I'm on a personal budget of a dollar a day. Plus, she never puts out. Well my wife is dead. I keep her corpse in a freezer with some lube and my cash.

Clitoral Cabbage by faggot 7-06-07

Hey Bert. 'Ey man. How are you today? Not too good Bert. I sucked two cocks today. Hey man, if you're gay, that's fine with me. Are you questioning my masculinity, Bert?

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yay for pregnancy fetish

Hey, thanks for all the positive critisism.

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"Vacuum Lips" is my favorite, lmao.

Pregnancy Fetish = awesome.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i liked all these comics!

Thanks to everyone for being so positive as I'm just getting settled in here. If I make a shitty comic, by all means tell me why, critisim helps you grow in a community.

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