Hey, Cthulu! by strong414bad 7-08-07

Hey, Alex? Yeah? Want to get into a poke fight? You have a better chance of getting in a poke fight with Cthulu. Hey, Cthulu?

Chad follows dress code. But not species code. by strong414bad 7-08-07

You wanted to see me? Yes, I did. You're not following dress code, and I think it's hurting the company's image. For every well-dressed employee like Chad here, there's someone like you. HI.

Mario gets rejected. by strong414bad 7-08-07

Hi! I'm going door to door giving away free copies of my next crappy sports game!

i've seen worse. keep at it

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Kill Whitey.

Don't be afraid to take an idea and rewrite the dialogue a few times so it's funnier to others. The idea you have in mind might not come across very well to everyone else. Make some more though!

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asssss

faggot

why dont YOU quit being such a FAGGOT!

heh

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xxausrottenxx

why dont YOU quit being such a FAGGOT!

heh

heheheheh

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asssss

If you make another comic as funny as the Species Code one, I'll vote you good. BUT I WILL WARN YOU! From there, no place to go but down.

You mean like these? He gets my vote.

The Magical Floating Cowboy by strong414bad 7-08-07

Magical Floating Cowboy, I realized I don't need your dating help anymore. So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't- Yeah, shut up.

Terrible Walrus Tribute by strong414bad 7-08-07

So, you tried to escape Hell, eh? What do you have to say for yourself? Ohhhhhh noooooo, I'm such a terrible Walrus!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I can totally see this happening, and it makes me cringe. by strong414bad 7-12-07

OH MY GOD! A SERIAL KILLER! Don't discriminate against serial killers. That's wrong. But you're horrible people and you kill people! Why shouldn't I hate you? Just because we have different views than you doesn't mean you have to insult us about it. THIS ISN'T MAKING ANY SENSE! I've decided you're racist.

This is my real first time doing "social commentary", but I think it's really funny.

Hey man, nice comics.

Hey man, nice name.

Dwight, hey Dwight.

Hey Dwight, nice name.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

An Amazing Pun by strong414bad 7-22-07

My mom's mad at me because I got a bad grade at programming school. What grade did you get? C++

I like puns.

Me too.

Well... I like better puns than that one.

But the rest of your comics are pretty durned funny, thar.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002