After having not visited this site in ages, I decided to see what was shaking around here, and without realizing it I had made 5 more comics, enjoy:

Welcome back to life... by mcallister 7-09-07

So what did you do this weekend? Not much, I just spent most of my time searching youtube for videos of underage girls dancing to that new Rihanna song ... ... I didn't know youtube had videos like that, can I have the links so I to can spank my cock to what I shouldn't have I'll do you one better, i'll suck you off as you are watching the videos

Steady spillin' soda, rockin' out with the crew by mcallister 7-09-07

Well if it isn't the nude baby portrait fluffer, I wonder what he is up to...*knock knock knock* I'm here to fuck your child, no thats not good, i'm here to arouse your child...perhaps i'll explain why, yes Why hello there, what can I help you with Ahhh yes, i'm here offering my services as a nude baby portrait fluffer, are there any babies in there that need sexual stimulation Well it looks like things are looking up for our hero...mmmmmmmm... Oh, no need to worry I have that taken care of ...I think I love you...say it to him, don't reject this moment imagine what both your bodies could do

It's the sign, fade away/fade away by mcallister 7-09-07

Is this some kind of joke? Must you ruin every moment we spend together

Bwamp bwamp waaaaah *blinding guitar unleashed fury~!* by mcallister 7-09-07

Morning neighbour Morning, any marital problems today that you would like to share? *editors note, use lol next time fucktard Why yes, how should I approach introducing a new fetish into our love making sessions, for example poop Hmmm *laughs out loud* thats a tough one, if it were me and Beth I would just start pooping on her and see what she thinks Thanks for the advice, I think i'll go see if shes awake Why wait until shes awake?

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over by mcallister 7-09-07

Hey I got a joke for ya Shoot What did the atheist say when he saw God? I don't know, what did the atheist say when he saw God? "I don't believe my eyes" Hahahahahahaha, it's funny because thats what we try to be

The fourth one was all right, but the others need work. I think a little more thought and some trimming of the excess dialogue (especially for comics like the first one) would greatly improve them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i liked em all to varying degrees. welcome back.

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks for the feedback, I actually did cut some dialogue from a couple of comics (the nude baby fluffer/priest for example had much more), but I have always been fond of the over speaking/saying too much theme.

Also with my style I don't actually plan the comics in advance, I just reel them off so yes most are quite rough around the edges, but in time I guess things will be smoother.

More comics:

Finally unblurred by mcallister 7-09-07

*state of nothingness, the mind is fickle* ...And I would just like to thank you for that proposal, I believe we will have an extra $200 in our petty cash fund Soooooo...got any plans for what the extra cash can be used for? Oh I was thinking some new office chairs, with padding Well I know a place where we can have filipino women do things to us, and not just sexual things Sold

Go to the bank, More like "lets go wank" ~ZiNg~

So, come here often

by mcallister, 7-10-07

Meow Meow Meow, whos that knocking? why it's a cat by mcallister 7-10-07

Did you hear about Steve from finance Yeah poor guy, he lost his only son yet still manages to come in to work Amazing I know ...So do you fancy a root up the bum this afternoon? My god you are a machine, just let me do my stretches first

Thats one cheeky smile missy by mcallister 7-10-07

Yes what is it Dave? I called you down here because I want to confide in someone about my marital problems, but first... ARRRGH PLEASE STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OHHHHHHHH YEAH *HUMPF* So what are you going to tell the others? ...

More (this is the most productive I have been on this site in ages)

Ideals are best kept in your dreams. by mcallister 7-12-07

I wanted to speak to you today about something What exactly Well I have noticed you spend a lot of time sitting on your hand and then racing off to the toilet, i'm just letting you know that we don't tolerate that behaviour here So that glass table in your office, thats just for show huh? ...i'll just shut up now

Thems good eating - part 2 by mcallister 7-12-07

Who be down here, i'll get you sucka OH MY GOD!!! IT'S SANTA CLAUS, WHAT UP Back off nigga OH NO YOU DIDN'T MA'FUCKA Bring it bitch

I thought the terms and conditions were "eat it or fuck it" by mcallister 7-12-07

Now when we get in there i'll do all the talking Fine YOU NEVER FUCK ME ANY MORE, EACH DAY I THINK OUR MARRIAGE IS A JOKE, AND I JUST WANT TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FACE Please honey, this is active parenting. Marriage counselling is next week Sorry

The Defence Intelligence Organisation \m/ *ROCKS* \m/ by mcallister 7-12-07

As CEO of this organisation, I welcome you and wish you all the best Why thank you Later that day... Hello i'm a King Totally So have you seen the new guy White Ninja? Yeah, what a douchebag

More:

The fire burns

I'm sorry sir but there will be a 5 minute wait on your Burger The White Ninja doesn't settle for 5 minute waits

by mcallister, 7-12-07

The first photo shoot by mcallister 7-13-07

So what did you get up to on the weekend? Oh, not much just some humanitarian work What? you're joking right, what would you know about being a humanitarian Well if you must know, i've posted a graphic video of animal cruelty in my myspace bulletins with a negative comment about the video in a serious attempt to stop this sick injustice WOW, in that case let me be the first to say thank you Theres no need for thanks, it will only change the focus of the situation

Iron Shiek and his thoughts on Hulk Hogan by mcallister 7-13-07

*munch munch munch* Yeah keep doing that, oh thats good Whats good? Nothing, I just made it look like you were sucking on my cock You sick fuck, everyone knows you suck my cock i'm sorry

Within a state of despair our hero shines through by mcallister 7-13-07

RAAAAAAARGH MACHINE HEAD *Pffft* Machine Head are just another Metal band that follow trends, much like Trivium, you should listen to something good like Candlemass Candlemass? are they well known and popular? Not really, but they are held in high regard with other metal bands and are highly considered a major influenece RAAAAAAARGH MACHINE HEAD Fuckin' posers

Some more:

Give me your blessing Father by mcallister 7-15-07

Hey, you're the new guy how are things? Not bad, they just have me running around a bit too much though Yeah, thats what happens when you're the new guy ...Well could you help me, i've got my hands full here I was hoping you would say that, prepare for the wettest ass-to-mouth cock of your life Well I guess if i'm the new guy

Masters degree in Deep Throating by mcallister 7-26-07

So I came to the realization about something And whats that? Stay the fuck away from my Indomie noodles, or i'll cut you ...Dude weak, there only 50 cents each

Mirror mirror, make me some cream by mcallister 7-26-07

My shallowness is far beyond that of beauty, but sometimes I think... Should I just suck it up and take what I can get... Perhaps not Hi, I saw you from across the room...

Until the cost of scale is known Tuesday will be cancelled by mcallister 7-26-07

What would you like sir? Cracka bitch, don't be talkin' to me wit yo clothes on Ok then, hows this Bitch you got no ass, and wit a nigga like me it's all about tha ass Fine, I am a "cracka bitch" after all Shut the hell up fool and get me one of those burgers wit the double extra cheese and shit

Once it's confimed you can place your orders by mcallister 7-26-07

Welcome back, I hope you are all better after your holidays Yes, much better, thank you ...This morning I farted and a bit of cum splurted out, the point is I told the fucker to wear a condom Not cool

More:

" "Part 2

I like it when my vomit is felched out of my lovers arsehole and into my mouth Please sir, let me work

by mcallister, 7-26-07

Part 4

Goodbye sir, i'll see you tomorrow Tonight I think me and my partner will try a shitting 69er

by mcallister, 7-27-07

Part 5 by mcallister 7-29-07

Oh man what a day *RING RING* Hello And by shitting 69er I meant we will place our assholes over each others mouths and squirt runny shit into the mouths and all over the face at the same time

RCL 4

I think we can all assume what happened here...thats right robot rape

by mcallister, 7-29-07

RCL 8

Another day another piece of political satire... Policies Raise tax urrrrrrr

by mcallister, 7-31-07

[Click to view comic: 'Get jiggy with it holmes']

TMI Boss is a fearsome adversary.

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