Some typical office jabs, some of this is what actualy happens at my work place..

New Middle manager. by Psyberdude 9-22-05

So the Boss man pulled me out of the meeting and told me I was supposed to hit the nail on the head... Yah, and?... I really dont see how this would have helped.. Dude! There is a reason why your not supposed to have tools!!

Productivity by Psyberdude 9-22-05

I'm supposed to track everyones productivity... Hey, what are you doing? Getting some coffie, Why? Well, can you write up some procedures for that and email them to me? Damn, another ignorant micro manager!

New procedures... by Psyberdude 9-22-05

So, whats the new manager like? Oh, man... That bad hu? Um, yah, oh by the way I emailed you the new procedures to get coffie. You gotta be friggen kidding me?! It's not really that bad actualy, I added we have to go out to the pub to get coffie after 2PM

New Procedures. by Psyberdude 9-22-05

Say, What ya doing? Well I screwed up on my taxes last year so im hacking the IRS D-base. Great! can you write up a procedure for that? Sure, Should I write up the procedures for smokeing dope as well for our drug policy? Yah, that would be a great help.

Let me know what ya think, it gets back on track after "Back to normal" then its pretty much what is going on.. :)

you work in an office with spelling like that?

let me guess, CEO?

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Kill Whitey.

Yah, something like that, was messing around, didn't realize you can't deleate or edit anything,..

there is no way he's older than five

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