Er... have a look.

The problem with the Matrix by bankerrap 7-19-07

You know sometimes I think it's better to just not open emails If I hadn't said I wanted to know the truth I could been sitting in my nice fake house with a nice fake cup of tea. HELLO

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At least if the world was flat you could push people you didn't like off the edge.

I think it's funny. I also like this one:

Oops by bankerrap 7-19-07

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.