here they are: 

lost season 1 plot summary by coathangerabortion 7-07-07

life sure is tough on this island yeah we're probably going to have to eat those coconuts soon and once they're gone we'll have to eat that palm tree and then the sand and once all that's gone we'll have to eat our own penises LATER hey i don't have a penis can i have some of yours

santa 2 by coathangerabortion 7-23-07

yay! it's santa ho ho ho merry christmas little girl what do you want for christmas a dollhouse how about my cock instead okay just kidding it isn't christmas it's thanksgiving

smallville season 1 plot summary by coathangerabortion 7-23-07

hi i'm superman, extreme superhero porn star superman i want you to be in my next movie what's it called oceans thirteen but i am a porn star not a regular star oh my mistake, sorry superman

#2 had potential.  Work on that punchline. 

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