Speed Metal by celluloideyes 7-25-07

Speed Metal could help cure cancer. That's all I'm saying. I heard this from a guy who's attended a private lecture hosted by a top doctor. He said the doctor knew the hidden ingredient. This is hard for me to believe. How do you think I felt? I was like, "I was in a speed metal band once and then I dropped out. Does that make me a monster?" No, I tried rejoining the group, to help cure cancer. Everyone wants to help. It's natural. It's science. It took me a few days to realize that I, and only I, knew how it made sense for Speed Metal to be the "Cancer Curing" Metal. It was like a slap in the face. It was like, "Oh, here's the answer." Don't tell me the answer. I'd rather conitnue not knowing. It's more mysterious. It's like when you finishing reading a book and then the movie comes out you're like "Phf. I already saw it."

Speed metal IS cancer. Ass cancer.

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What others say about boorite!

I didn't understand a damn thing that was going on in that comic, and yet it still made me laugh. I think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

there's still people on the planet using the term 'speed metal'.

far out man.

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks.