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FrixFrax 
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| That there internet has some mighty fine sex toys, I mean just this morning I saw an anal vibrator that looked like a duck - come a long way from my tin cans and gun | |
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| Yeah and if the safety slipped off, you were really screwed, phew! | |
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| Oh sorry I forgot that's how your old man passed on... | |
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| Yeah. It was a darn shame the way my daddy died, holding his rod, bleeding out his ass, eye, half shut - as if approaching orgasm | |
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| Yeah yeah, we've all seen the video on YouTube | |
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| Hey Bill, I was on that there internet the other day, and I came across this sexual technique called sounding. Do you know what it is? | |
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| Why yes George, sounding is the technique of sticking things in your urethra, you know, like screwdrivers | |
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| I don't feel like it's appropriate to use tools in that way Bill | |
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| Yes, I'm inclined to agree there George. Does this mean you're going to stop butt fucking hammers? | |
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| Haha, yeah right. I'll do that when you get rid of your Spongebob toolbox | |
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