Here is some comics clowning around with Bill Gates. Try to be understanding and just enjoy the comic series.

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Microsoft (1) by astek 8-11-07

The Devil Went Down To Microsoft So, you wanted to see me father? Your XP has done it's purpose, We must think of another scam including the usual propaganda. We have the coding, what of the name? Hmmm... I will call it Vista. I will demand everything from now on be Vista compatible. Yes, yes. But what of the budget. This might cost millions. Get a bunch of interns together and tell them to delete every tenth line... muhahahah! Soon they will be powerless to resist! ...there goes Bill having another one of those bad LSD trips...

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Microsoft (2) by astek 8-11-07

Cheap Bill Any spare change Sir? NO. Now go away before I slap you with my money rubbing hand. Come on Sir... I said no you crazy old hobo. I hope a Mac falls from that window and kills you. And ipood on your Mercedes 20 seconds ago. Holy Shat! I just had that waxed!

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Microsoft (3) by astek 8-11-07

Do You Want Fries With That? Hey! Where am I? Who are you? WHERE IS MY MONEY BATH! Uhmm...*cough* Uh yeah. You're dead. Oh. Well last thing I remember I was rubbing my money and eating a Big Mac and... ...you had a massive blood clot the size of a grapefruit. You had a heart attack Bill. So you wouldn't happen to have any salt, would you? .............................

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Microsoft (4) by astek 8-12-07

Hello I'm a Mac Hello. I'm a Mac. ...I know who you are. So... I see the iphone sold well. Why, yes it did. Wow, you actually got something accomplished PC. By now I thought you have done.... 58305025640265: Trying to Compute. 23047-52752-349: Nevermind. There he goes again. ! This application has incountered a serious error. Preparing to shut-down !

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Microsoft (5) by astek 8-12-07

Backwards Compata-what? Well the Xbox 360 has been built and we've got all the internal software developed. Yes, but what of backwards compatability? Backwards What? Your'e speaking Chinese to me. You know, when the new system ports old titles so they can play the old games on the new system. Oh. Well throw a Barbie Horse Adventure emulator in and a few more, will yah? I just love Barbie Horse Adventure. .........................

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 I'm a PC lover but I just got bored. Also I'd like to stress the flaws in the Xbox 360 and Vista.

number three rocked my world

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I thought number 2 and 6 kicked ass, they rest were great too.

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Poo perhaps?