Hi, there.  I'm new at this, and just sort of starting out, but I'd appreciate any comments people have!  These are my personal favourites of what I've made so far.

A crisis of conscience by JStrong 8-14-07

Okay okay okay... I can do this. I've killed dozens of people before, no mere squirrel will find my conscience! I'm going to eat his nuts. *sigh* I should become a vegan.

The apocalypse ain't what it used to be. by JStrong 8-14-07

Hey, what's wrong, buddy? I dunno... When I found out that I'd survived the apocolypse, I thought I'd get some sort of radiation induced super power. But you do, little buddy. You have the power to make me smile. Was that too forward? I just... I just think you're nice. Please put your pants back on.

A lesson learned

That's what you get for taking my lawn gonmes.

by JStrong, 8-14-07

This one's funny as forty fuckers on a fuck farm:

Some promotions aren't worth taking by JStrong 8-14-07

Jimmy, I've got exciting news for you. Oh please oh please... Promotion promotion promotion promotion promotion! Follow me. You, my good man, get to watch me pee.

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What others say about boorite!

I lol'd at least twice.

Nice work!

i smiled vaguely which is more than i can say for most comics.

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Kill Whitey.

Delivery rivalries are intense by JStrong 8-15-07

Here's your mail, sir. Not now. I'm reading the newspaper. Now this is something worth reading that gets deliverred. And definitely the best delivery boy I've ever seen. And deadlier with a gun than any man alive, that paperboy.

Incorrect conclusions by JStrong 8-15-07

If you don't say something suave, and fast, you're getting nowhere. Goodnight, hun. I shaved my balls before our date. You know. Just in case. Note to self: Girls like hairy balls.

I like your style by JStrong 8-14-07

Sucking up to the boss with a present, eh? I like your style. Actually, sir, my species traditionally wraps up their dirty underwear in one of these laundry boxes. Giving me your undies, eh? I like your style. Um... No sir, I was just going to the laundromat after work. I'll give you 10 dollars to let me smell them. I like your style!

Rejection's a bitch. by JStrong 8-14-07

Dear cute guy. I don't know how to tell you this so I wrote a letter. Do you want to go out with me? P. S. I'm the guy waving to you. Hmm... How can I let him down easy? You could just say no thanks.

Decoration is important. by JStrong 8-14-07

I got the money, you got the stuff? Yeah, I got it right here Um, are those pictures of your family? You don't have pictures of your kids on the walls of your work?

Humiliation by JStrong 8-14-07

And this is the 3rd bedroom. I like it. I LIKE it! Well, what do you say, would your like to live here? You know my condition. *sigh* Werr, what do you say, would you rike to rive here. Haha! Now sing that "I'm Ronery" song!

Drastic measures by JStrong 8-15-07

...and then Joey kissed Rachel because he saw Ross kissing his ex... Working here has become unbearable since the boss made discussing TV manditory while at the water cooler ...but Kramer put on the balm the Maestro gave him on the burn, so... I just need to wait it out, for the poison I put in the water cooler should take effect any minute now. ...and the difference between them was one was black on the right and white on the left, but the other was the other way around... Excellent. I can feel the life draining out or me.

Funny stuff here, keep it up please.

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Poo perhaps?

I think some of them are a little heavy on dialogue. Most have good ideas. Inncorrect Conclusions is very funny.

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Shovel Ready

The second one of these isn't going to win me any un-heavy on dialogue points, but the first one's leaning that way.

Truth hurts. by JStrong 8-15-07

Why are you breaking up with me? I just don't think we have anything in common. Really? Nah, I'm just trying to be nice. It's your 4 inch wang.

Explaining evolution is hard by JStrong 8-15-07

I really think you're wrong, evolution doesn't exist. I came from Adam and Eve, not a monkey! Alright, alright, let's think about Adam and Eve. 6000 years ago, they gave rise to all humans. Over a mere 6000 years that common ancester gave birth to both you and me. Uh huh. But I look very different from you. Over several MILLION years, couldn't changes have been much more radical? By god, you're right! Black people aren't human! I always had a feeling... Goddammit.

this latest set was quite entertaining. good you are.

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Kill Whitey.

I support you in your comic endeavors.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Thanks to everyone for their support.  Here are a few more.

 

Really effective upselling by JStrong 8-15-07

What can I getcha, hun? I'll just have a small salad. Oh? That's too bad. What? Why? Only gay guys eat salad. And here I was going to try to get lucky... I'LL HAVE TEN HAMBURGERS!

Peer pressure by JStrong 8-15-07

Come on, man... I dunno... Everybody's doing it! Yeah, man. C'mon. But I don't WANT to listen Justin Timberlake. Can't I just hammer nails into my head with you guys? If you don't have "What Goes Around" stuck in your head, you have no real reason to hit nails into your forehead. That's the rule.

Kids, don't try this at home... Unless you're desperate by JStrong 8-15-07

Wait... what the hell am I doing with an axe? Goddammit, I brought the wrong tool! MERCIFUL FIRE GOD! TAKE THE KITTY OF THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF ME! *meow* I still got it.

Well, I decided to actually try for a bit of a plot for a while.  I'll probably go back to randoms shortly, but I was liking the Jimmy character of "Incorrect Conclusions" "Some promotions aren't worth taking" and a few others, so I thought I'd follow him around for a while.

Jimmy's in for it this time... by JStrong 8-16-07

Hey, Jimmy, did you hear that Sarah's single again? Didn't Sarah just get engaged? Shhh...

Jimmy's in for it Pt. 2 by JStrong 8-16-07

Hi, Sarah. I heard about what happenned. Oh, yeah, isn't it great? Yes! She's practically begging me to make a move! How do I do that? The bulge in your pants is showing.

Jimmy Pt. 3 by JStrong 8-16-07

Let me tell you some of my time tested ways of hiding a happy bulge. Please don't. Sometimes, I untuck my shirt. Sometimes I sit down. In a pinch, I'll just hold my coffee a little bit lower. Uh huh. I like you, Jimmy. I'm going to take you under my wing. You know what I mean by under my wing, don't you? I sure hope not...

That almost never works. by JStrong 8-16-07

Alright. Get in there and do it just just how I told you. Uhm... I don't want to. Do it or your fired. Oh god... SAY IT! Vagina inspection time! Drop your pants and spread 'em!

These comics give me a happy bulge.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like the one about the vowel movement.

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What others say about boorite!

Man, you're good. Make some more!

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

It's been a little while, and I'm not sure if these are up to my old standard, but here are a couple.

It all balances out. by JStrong 9-12-07

Say, Phil, do you think I'm overdressed for our meeting? Nah, don't worry about it, you look great! No, Phil. I'm being sarcastic. I'm saying you're drastically underdressed. Someone had to compensate for your chronic over-dressing. See, on average, we're two appropriately dressed gentlemen. And you wonder why I don't get excited about working with statisticians. You don't want me to compensate for your chronic under-excitement while I'm not wearing pants.

I've wanted to make this joke since I first saw the sharkman by JStrong 9-12-07

So what do you think of my new place? IT'S A TRAP!!!! Take off the Admiral Ackbar costume, I'm trying to be serious.

Best to keep those straight. by JStrong 9-12-07

So. Um. This is the bedroom. Sweet! How much? What the fuck, bitch, why are you kicking me out?? Wait a minute... Was that the craigslist ad I answered for a room for rent, or was it the craigslist personal ad?

Haha.

A couple more...

He's totally asking for it. by JStrong 9-17-07

Letter for you, Mr. McGee Thanks, Jeff! Dear Mr. McGee: For 17 years now, I have been your mailman. Every day of these 17 years, you have called me Jeff. And every day, I have told you that my name is Dave. Enough is enough. If it happens today, I will kill you dead. Sincerely, your mailman, DAVE Who the hell is Dave?

Talking to the girls might work better... by JStrong 9-14-07

Some party, eh? Hells, yes! I just know I'm going to get some tonight! What makes you so sure? I have a secret weapon. Uh oh... It's not a rufie, is it? Nope. See, I spend most of the party standing next to the guy in the kilt. Suddenly, I look like the most masculin man here. BOOYA!

'he's totally asking for it'-great comic

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Kill Whitey.

Movie Trailers by JStrong 9-19-07

In a world full of despair and sadness, and a land that hope and happiness had forgot, a dark cloud of evil loomed... But through this dispair, one man would rise up and break through the the darkness and show the world how to see the light again. Is it me, or do trailers for football movies get more overdramatic every year? For, lo, with the pass of a football, the world would watch in awe as the forces of good make their ultimate stand against the forces of evil, changing the universe forever.

This was bugging me a little, so I thought I'd make a comic to see if anyone agreed with me.

This Actually Happened XX by Scyess 9-19-07

"They're going to merge our high school with two other districts! Our baseball team will cease to exist! We'll fight this with all we've got!!" "We'll give them one hell of a last season to tell them what this team really means to this town!" Coming this fall: the story of a town with nothing more substantial in their lives than fucking high-school baseball. We bet you just can't wait to watch this festering turd.

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"Old" is the old new.