robopimp by coathangerabortion 8-01-07

hi i'm a pimp where are your hoes sleeping are they tired yeah it's been a long day

santa 3 by coathangerabortion 8-08-07

and what would you like for christmas little boy? nothing how about i give you the gift that keeps on giving, a GAMECUBE but that's like the exact opposite of what i asked for LATER this is terrible there is no third party support and the online support is lackluster at best

make love not war by coathangerabortion 8-08-07

make love not war word, fucka is that letter for me no it's for brian lee of charlotte west virginia oh well then do you have any letters for me no these are pretty much all for brian

coming out by coathangerabortion 8-20-07

so dad i came out of the closet yesterday really? where was i watching mtv what video hinder: "lips of an angel" oh yeah

The first one sucked, but the rest were pretty damned good.  Especially santa 3.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Humorless comics. I get it. I enjoy laughing, please make me laugh.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

i love abortions

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the award winning robopimp series continues

robopimp returns by coathangerabortion 8-24-07

hey four eyes i'm robopimp hi robopimp can i solicit pussy from one of your employees  no  but isn't it bad business to refuse a customer  no