Last Night by astek 8-29-07

Dude, Carl. What happened to you? I'll tell you what happened. I meet this cunt see. And I was like, "Whats up cunt?" And shes all like, "What did you say to me?" ...pissing me off and shit. And I'm like, "Whats up cunt?" And she says she has a boyfriend and shit and I'm like, "I'll snap his neck like a twig... ya cunt." And then her boyfriend comes up to me, right, and he says, "What did you say to my hoe?" And then you killed him? Ah naw nigga. We bought a hamburger and went bowling. This blood is from yo momma's house last night.

Enjoy.

i liked it up to the punch line, then it just died for me

it reminds me of wiggers. that's bad cuz i be hatin on em.

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Kill Whitey.

I'm just going to quit for now. I got so many problems going on. My 360 died, my girlfriend left me, and a big gameing project just went down the drain. So my jokes might not be FUNNY becasue nothing funnny has happended to me at all here lately.

Those things aren't funny?

you think you got it bad?

just in the last week i got hooked on heroin, my girlfriend of 6 years just revealed to me that she's a man, the cops busted my lucrative midget breeding ring, i found out i'm actually black so the KKK kicked me out, i thought all along i had three balls but it turns out the big one is merely an ingrown genital wart, i had to do some shopping at a wal mart, my best friend's (character on WOW) died, i have an INSANE komodo dragon infestation in my apartment and i can't get rid of the buggers, the penguin i hit with my car 2 days ago turned out to be a nun, it turns out i'm actually related to Chad from Nickelback so now i would feel bad if i killed him and i have become cumbersome-to this world.

if i wasn't such a huge, strapping, macho, sexual tyrannosuarus of a man, i would cry a little bit right now.

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Kill Whitey.

wow the midget breeding ring is over,  too bad those were good times

AZ YET LYRICS

"Last Night"

Last night you were so into it
You told me secrets that
You've never told a soul
You were so nervous and
yet oh so comfortable
As we explored your image of love
I drank your wine
As you taste mine
I kissed your lips
You felt my body slip
Into your soul
I almost cried 'cause it was so beautiful

[Chorus:]
Last night
I was inside of you
Last night
While making love to you
I saw the sun , the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you

Last night, there was no planning it
It was so special and
So very innocent
We talked of memories
Our favorite fantasies
As we explored our visions of love
Deep in the night
Right by the fireside
You felt my candlelight
In your soul
You felt incredible
I started to explode
I almost cried 'cause it was so beautiful

[Chorus]

Sunlight, red roses
The scent of you, it calms the heart
The sight of you, I fall apart
Moonlight, the things we notice
When we're in love, that's when it comes
And I'm so in love, I'm so in love

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You don't know what I got... .