I had no idea this site existed. It's a novel idea and a great way to kill some time. Here's my first stab at it:

Office Zombie Number 1 by deathtoradio 9-06-07

Dude, are you fucking serious? You're wearing that to the office party? Do you really want to be THAT guy? Bro. It was on sale. I swear to god. Pink? And what's the deal with the Village People 'stache? Are you going to be offering mustache rides? Be right back. Better? How does a fucking axe make this get-up look anymore appealing?

Thinking of making it a series. Any creative criticism?

Office Zombie Number 2 by deathtoradio 9-06-07

Tell me you've seen the new intern. Yeah. I talked to him a little bit ago. He kept babbling about enslaving all of man kind or some shit. Soon they will all be mine. Upper management is going to be so pissed. They totally called dibs on that. I do think I recall something about signing over the rights to my soul when I was hired.

Office Zombie Number 3 by deathtoradio 9-06-07

Ok. Who the fuck ate my brains? They were in the fridge and CLEARLY labeled with my name. I'm not one to point fingers, but... Don't even play that shit. You guys know I'm vegan.

Awesome. I think you made a wonderful start.

Your comics are funny and I like your idea.

Keep going, I like to see more

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

The first one was just average, but the second two were great!

Keep 'em coming.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Office Zombie Number 4 by deathtoradio 9-06-07

Holy shit! Guys, I think we got a Roomba. Shouldn't you be vacuming the floor or something? Nevermind. It's probably just a toaster...or Ted's replacement.

Ver', ver' nice.

My friend, you've got GREAT potential.

Make more! :D

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

Office Zombie Number 6 by deathtoradio 9-07-07

That is probably the worst case of guitar face I've ever seen. But it's cool, dude. Some Yanni will clear that right up.

I liked number 3

Office Zombie Number 7 by deathtoradio 9-07-07

What time is it? You guys know what time it is! Casual Friday in the hiz-ous! Hell yes! Casual Friday up in this motherfucker. Did I hear someone say casual Friday? Oh, you know you did!

you've gotten enough praise, you certainly don't need mine.

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Kill Whitey.

Holy Jesus you actually just praised something. In your own, Biped-esque sort of way. I like to call Biped the inventor of the non-pliment

Non-pliment. Hmmm. I think you have something there. Throw that bad boy up on urbandictionary.com, they don't have it listed yet.

I made it up a year or so ago. Now to test my theory that everything I invent gets stolen and made popular without giving me credit. Wonder how long it'll take.

they just keep getting better ... You must be some kind of cute creative genius.


Id have to say number three is still my favorite

Office Zombie Number 8 by deathtoradio 9-09-07

Jesus Christ! Yes?...oh god damn it, are you just yelling at the copier again? You know, I can't keep coming down here every time you get a paper jam. Did someone call my name?

Office Zombie Number 9 by deathtoradio 9-10-07

I don't know why people are always giving the President shit. I mean, the man is clearly a genius. Wuh? I was watching his speech last night and he seriously made up FIVE new words. That's right, FIVE. Riiiiiggghhhttt.

Office Zombie Number 10 by deathtoradio 9-11-07

Coffee, c-c-c-coffee, want some coffee? Um, no. Wuh-wuh-wuh-why not? I just made it. I failed a drug test the last time I had some of your coffee.

Rockin'.

Especially #8.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Office Zombie Number 11 by deathtoradio 9-16-07

How did we ever find things before some uber nerds dreamed up Google in their parents garage. Yeah, really, we had to resort to looking under rocks like some kind of savage cave people and shit...all painting buffalo on the cave walls and what not. I couldn't find my socks the other day. And Google was all "try behind the couch." And then proceeded to produce a Google map plotting a course to the nether regions of said couch. And I bet Google was right on the money. Hell yeah. Am I not wearing socks today? They sure as hell look like socks.

Your comix rock...and I'm not just saying that, either.

#11 is the best yet.  I have no idea why, but it is.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

#11 is gold, jerry, gold!

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what if nigger meant kite

Guess what brutha? It was funny-ass