Avast ye scurvy dogs! Look lively! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Arrr!
ARRR Me hearty what kind of pirate do YE be?
Butt pirate!
--- “Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.â€--Ogdred Weary