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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

1. #2 is not myself or anyone else at the site "just being mean", it's a statement of fact. We are territorial creatures who like our routines and aggressively attack intruders who seek to disrupt said routines.

its true. just yesterday i urinated all over the 'Fights Go Here' forum to mark my territory.

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Kill Whitey.

I thought that was lemonade!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Not just lemonade, super-delicious lemonade! 

No, that was asparagusade last week. Definitely asparagus.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker