This Old Hell by dogman10 10-13-05

I'm going to do it. I'm going to make us a great patio, just like that guy on This Old House. Are you sure about this? The last time you tried, you nailed yourself to the house. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't say I didn't see that one coming. A few minutes later..... What did I do to end up here? I thought I lived a good life. You sucked at masonry. Satan watches This Old House too.

 

Me Booty by dogman10 11-03-05

Arrrrrrrrg! Want me booty or I'll slice you like me father did to me! ? Oh, ya your booty. It's in the bathroom I'm going to get it for you. Just wait for minute. Ah...... yeah. A couple of seconds later..... WANT ME BOOTY NOW OR I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!! I'm getting your booty. **puts booty suit on** I found it I'll be right there. master. **smiles** Another couple of seconds later..... So, me booty in your booty. Ok, I'll get it. **smiles** Yes, master. **takes pants off** I'm not wearing any underwear. **Pirates puts hand up booty** Your booty is deeper. You can feel comfortable with me. Reach deeper. **Pirate reaches deeper** Ahhhhhhh!

A Christmas Story by dogman10 10-13-05

I know it's you dad. I not a baby I know that Santa doesn't exist. Ho, ho ,ho. It's me Santa Cluas. I just came to bring you presents. Your on the nice list this year. Hi, son I just came home from work. If my dad is out here, then who is that Santa Cluas inside my house. Your not my dad get the hell out of my house. Oh sh**! Hello, again. I'm not your dad I'm Santa Cluas. I'm sorry, but I lied, your on the naughty list. Do you know what happens to beautiful naughty boys? Don't worry your about to find out. **laughes**

A Christmas Story 2 by dogman10 10-10-07

On Christmas Eve... Oh Sh** Hello...Santa. What did you bring me this year? Vibrating anal beads and child porn. How did you know?

E.D.D by dogman10 10-19-05

**Hurls 5 times in a row** Oh, sh** I got something bad. I'm going to the hospital. **Hurls again** 1 day later.... So, Doc. Are my test results in. I think I'm going sick. Your test results are in. I'm sorry to say, but you have a very serious form of A.D.D Fu**! Oh, did I say A.D.D. I'm meant E.D.D. Which means Erectile.Dysfunction.Disorder. I'm going to amputate your penis. That is..........if you want to live.

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what are you, 12?

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 What's wrong with these comics?

i liked the punchline from comic #1.

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Kill Whitey.

christmas story #2 was okay too. other than that the punchlines were predictable as hell

but you're definitely not a lost cause. work on some more and try to think up endings with a bit of twist to them

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Kill Whitey.