How to Get a Promotion by dogman10 10-11-07

Well Mr. Peterson, I have worked at this company for 5 years. I was wondering if I could have a promotion. I'm a hard worker who can get the job done. Hmmm.... I think you are ready for a new promotion. But you have one last task to earn it. So, I got to suck that to get the promotion?? Well you did say you were a hard worker. Besides how do you think Johnson became Internal Affairs Manager? This is the right way to go if you really want a promotion. 5 Minutes Later... **Slurp..Slurp** How much longer? I've been sucking for a few minutes. Anyways I probably, have gotten an STD from your weird looking cock. I thought you said you get the job done. I haven't even cum yet!

Trick or Treat by dogman10 10-14-05

Trick or Treat. I got to get some more candy. Wait here. Nooooooooooooo! This is what, I got you. You piece of sh**! Trick or Treat. **smiles** I'm going to get some candy.

A Day In The Life Of A Child Molester by dogman10 11-07-05

Hello, my name is John Smith. I'm here on behave of the young child education charity. Do you have any young children, because if you do your child could win a scolarship to a private preschool. Yes, I do. I have a 3 month year old baby boy. Come in, I want my baby to have the best education. I love my baby. He's in his room, so lets go before his nap time. 1 Minute Later...... Like stealing candy from a baby. Now to see the young piece a supple meat. I'm hungry. **slowly creeps up stairs** It's showtime baby. **Goes into baby's room and smiles. Gaa Gaa. Goo Goo. Daddy. Wan Boba. **Takes off mask** You look yummy **smiles wide** Oh, my do you want your bottle. I'm going to get it. It's long, hard and it has lots and lots of milk. **unzips tight spandex pants, slowly**

Stealing Candy From A Baby by dogman10 10-10-07

Hey man. I see you got some sh** in that syringe. Comon give me a poke. Oh yes..... I got some "stuff" in this syringe. A lot of "good stuff". Comon just one poke I'm asking. I haven't done any sh** for 2 days. I need some drugs to get me high. Well if you insist. **stabs her in arm with syringe** 2 Minutes Later... Aw man. I'm feelin dizzy. What was that sh** in that shot you gave me. **falls down** Lots and lots of Roofies. **laughs**

Pillow Biter by dogman10 10-11-07

Greg you are such a fag. You make me sick. I'm ashamed to call you my brother. You are 34 and still live with us. You don't even have a job. Hey you little s**t don't call me a fag. Your a fag. You have that boyfriend whos comes here every night. These walls are very thin you guys keep me up at night. You mean Jim? Thats my friend from high school. Those noises you hear are.... us working on a project. Ya a "project" thats what we are doing. Later that Night... OH MY GOD!!! THAT HURTS SO GOOD!!! PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!!! HARDER!!! HARDER!!! YES!!! F**king Pillow Biter

some of these weren't bad. i see you went with just plain disturbing on the child molester one without inconviencing yourself with putting any humor in it. that takes some commitment to the craft.

one thing you absolutely MUST stop doing is putting 'action' in the dialogue. nothing breaks up the flow of a comic more than **he takes down his zipper** in the middle of a dialogue bubble. its implied and we get it, it doesn't need to be said in dialogue.

hope this helps.

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