Tonight I was inspired.

So I made 9 comics. Here are 5 of them.

Mom gets a job by CGandtheSSS 10-16-07

I got the job at the hermit crab kiosk at the mall! Everything is going to be ok. Everythings going to be ok? That job only pays six fifty an hour. I make more than that sweeping up hair at grandma's salon. WHY CAN'T YOU BE HAPPY FOR ME? You just aren't the best of moms. I'm sorry. That's ok sweetie. Let me heat you up a Hungry Man TV dinner. Thanks alot.

Mom brings home a new friend by CGandtheSSS 10-16-07

I brought you home a present from work. I told you this morning that I didn't want a hermit crab. Who says it's a hermit crab? It could be anything! It's a fucking hermit crab.

Mom gets sexually harassed by CGandtheSSS 10-16-07

Linda... You look very sexy. I don't think that's appropriate sir. Let me just touch you! I need to feel your.... smoothnes. You're fired. You aren't my boss. You're just a creepy customer at a hermit crab kiosk.

Mom quits her job by CGandtheSSS 10-16-07

I get harrassed by twelve customers today. I had to quit. It's always someone else's fault. Those men were... leering at me. You aren't wearing a bra. The uniform didn't come with one. You supply your own uniform mom.

Mom marries a robber of some sort by CGandtheSSS 10-16-07

Hey kiddo. I'm your new dad. My mom married the hamburgler? Nah, I rob banks and trains and stuff. What year are you from? 1929 How did mom get access to a time vortex?

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Simple beach fun. :)

Nothing at all?

I'll try harder next time.

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Simple beach fun. :)

i've seen far worse.

i don't know if that's gonna make you feel any better though.

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Kill Whitey.

Just trying to improve on my work so I can become a tough guy round these parts hombre.

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Simple beach fun. :)

Not that I like any in particular, but the whole story, it's easy to follow and that's great, the characters have a personality of their own, that's cool, so..., nice work! cheers!, oh....please comment "human language" in this forum, thanks ;)

I'm not sure why, but the sentence "My mom married the Hamburgler?" makes me laugh.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

I liked them, except for the part where you implied that Hungry Man TV dinners aren't fucking great.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

its not that they weren't funny....its just that they were really depressing

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I liked 'Mom brings home a new friend'. Not sure about the last one... looked a bit too random. Still, they are all, in complexity, quite funny.

biped

Hungryman dinners for the win:).

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"I'm the kind of guy that laughs at his own jokes, while everyone stares confused."