"Wow! That's an even smaller penis than Bill's!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

If this is my choice, kill me NOW.

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I has a flavor!

"Yes!  YOU TOO are fucked next November!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Moments after this picture was taken, bolts of dark energy surged from her fingertips, killing a young jedi journalist in the audience.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Scene from Zapped! 3: Political Parties

Synopsis:  Long out of college, two boys who discovered the secrets of raising skirts now work as political aides have taught the congressional candidate they work for how to do those tricks.  Hilarity (and Hilary) ensued.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

--a fag, a dyke, and a black walk into a bar...

--the new posters for campaign finance reform seem to be working

--Hillary's hoping her Nicholson Joker impression carries Conneticut

--when a reporter asked if she thought her middle name was ironic, considering the fact that her "Ham" was recently voted "Least Rod-able," Hillary laughed a moment before ordering him destroyed

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what if nigger meant kite

As Hilary laughed a yet another nigger joke, Obama realized this is why African-Americans don't run for president...

"All the better to EAT you with, my dear!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hilary:  "That was a great fangless softball question!  I'll appoint YOU to be my Press Secretary!"

Edwards:  *smile* [thinking] "Man, that's what I was going to do." 

Obama:  *golf clap* [thinking] "When's it going to be my turn to speak?"

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

You think Saddam had bad gas? Here, pull my finger!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Comic Book Guy: "Worst.  Presidential Election.  Ever."

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I has a flavor!