Hey, everyone. I'm new here and this is the first episode of a multi-comic story I'm doing.

Amaebo the absorber #1 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

And so it began, one seeminly normal monday morning in the office... hey there, John. how are you today? I am not John. I am Amaebo the absorber. oo...kay... You will give me your brain now.

Here is episode two...

Amaebo the absorber #2 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

And then he said "you will give me your brain now" or smethin'... So John is going around calling himself 'Amaebo the absorber'? That's pretty much it. I guess the chaotic work atmosphere here in the office can really get to a guy. mother? huh?

Amaebo the absorber #3 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

Listen, Mike... I'm glad you could make it. Sorry for the secrecy but something weird is going on... go on. Earlier today John started calling himself 'Amaebo the absorber' and then Melvin started looking for his mother under the photocopier. I think the office staff is cracking up! Hi there! I'm Mike!

those are very crazy. my brain is doing somersaults trying to adapt to your zany antics.

i mean keep trying.

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Kill Whitey.

I will, sir. Glad to hear your cerebral activity is high as well.
Thanks for the reply.

Amaebo the absorber #4 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

Phew... I should be safe here in the copy room. whah! Your brain smells like chicken.

Amaebo the absorber #5 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

...and then I managed to lose him in the mens toilets and ran down here. fuckin' hell. Yeah, freaky, huh? Today is turning out to be like one of those chessy horror movies where the characters are picked off one by one by the monster until only one remains! yeah, man! You know I-

Amaebo the absorber #6 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

mmmmmmm..... John! You! No. I am Amaebo the absorber. You will give me your brain now. You... you killed everyone in the office! One by one! Brain jelly makes Amaebo the absorber gassy. HOLY SHIT!

Amaebo the absorber #7 by Doctor_Smoke 11-04-07

Hey, John... are you okay? Do you want to talk? you've been there with your head against the wall for, like, an hour now. If you do not wish to have your brains ripped out of your skull and mulched into a delicious patty, I suggest that you leave now, female. what a dick.

Amaebo the absorber #8 by Doctor_Smoke 11-05-07

First Melvin...then Mike...then Ben...are we the only ones left?... looks like it... jesus... Do you ever take your hands out of your pockets? it's kinda disturbing. Well, I am quite nervous.

Amaebo the absorber #9 by Doctor_Smoke 11-05-07

Eventually... helooo? Amaebo the absorber demands brains!

I think the first one would have been funnier if the boss guy has said in panel 1 "John, have you finished those sales reports I gave you?" and then in the last panel he says. "Soooo...no?"

But overall an enjoyable read.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Thanks very much! ;-)

Here are some more. in the first story i couldn't think of a name for the guy with the briefcase. Then I called him Charlie. I made the first with random layout, liked it and continued. Hope you like them. 

Someguy and Lloyd #1

OH this is fucking great, Lloyd! You raised the fucking dead, man! Now we're stuck in this fucking shack! What are we gonna do now, wiseguy? ...I dunno, man. Alls I got is this fish.

by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

Charlie and Lloyd #2

Oh shit, Lloyd! You didn't board up th fucking window properly, you idiot! We're gonna die, man! mmm...Alls I got is this fish.

by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

Charlie and Lloyd #3 by Doctor_Smoke 11-06-07

mmm...Alls I got is this.. Charlie?

drop Charlie & Lloyd, keep Ameabo the Absorber!

office comedy + super-human brain eating = hilarious!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

thanks. I guess I'll do just that then! :-)

Amaebo the absorber #10 by Doctor_Smoke 11-18-07

so... would you care to tell me what's been going on? sure thing oficer! This morning I was checking the security surveilance videos. Violence, swearing, attempted raping... Holy crap! But then something really sick started going on so i called the police!

Amaebo the absorber #11 by Doctor_Smoke 11-18-07

the police send a message to the mutant menace via the PA... OKAY "AMAEBO"! WE HAVE THE OFFICE BLOCK SURROUNDED! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! mmmmm mmmmm IS THIS THING ON? brains

Amaebo the absorber #12 by Doctor_Smoke 11-18-07

Meanwhile... Hey! did you hear that! the PA just said the office block is surrounded! the police are here! yess! let's make love. What?! I said, great! It means we have a chance of getting out of this alive!

i liked charlie and llyod...

bring it back! 

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or, I'll bring it back for you.

Some guy and Lloyd- the aus'd remix by xxausrottenxx 11-20-07

Hey man, what are you doin in my house? Okay listen and listen good, theres a killer among us, we need some sort of weapon to defend ourselves what? ..My god, my family, my dog, my grandparents! oh the tenacity of it all!... What am I gonna d... Come on bra, I'm trying to enjoy my fish.

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More of the continuing adventures of Gustave Le Scrotum by Doctor_Smoke 12-21-07

mmm... Welcome to hell... what the--?

More of the continuing adventures of Gustave Le Scrotum by Doctor_Smoke 12-21-07

I wonder who the bunny character was... FUCK YOU!!! perplexing.

More of the continuing adventures of Gustave Le Scrotum by Doctor_Smoke 12-21-07

Obviously this strange creature has the unearthly ability to teleport at will. I wonder when he shall appear next? tender...

More of the continuing adventures of Gustave Le Scrotum by Doctor_Smoke 12-21-07

Who are you sir? I am who he who was and shall be again... A spirit of the book? Oh great! Now we have to pay Sam raimi for copyright infringement. Dumbass.