My comics seem to have been getting a lot dumber lately.  Here is a collection of some of my recent ones that are really dumb. 

Dumb-Ending Comics #1 by biped 8-31-07

Me'n Frank made friends right off the bat. He likes the way I talk, I like the way he talks, mmm-hmm. I like mustard'n biscuits, somtimes I like me some pertaters-- Karl, would you PLEASE...just SHUT...THE... FUCK...UP!!! Mmmhhh... All right, then.

Intendo by biped 6-11-07

Look! I just got the new "Intendo" game console! COOL! Have you gotten any games for it yet? No, but I intend to. Well, have you even PLAYED it yet? No, but I intend to.

The New Rocket Chairs by biped 8-16-07

Boy, I really love these new jet-propelled rocket chairs that allow us to go whizzing down the highway at 180 miles per hour. Yeah, and I really love it when stripcreators think it's funny to juxtapose unlikely characters and backgrounds in a lame attempt to-- Hold it. You're about to make an anti-biped comment, aren't you? Well...kinda. You know, indirectly. Like--in a general sense. BAAAAAAWK!!! BUK-BUK BWAAAAAAWK!!!

A Downturn For Alan by biped 7-28-07

Sir--please assume your crash position as you were clearly instructed to do mere moments ago. Well, that's just about the sorriest excuse for a crash position I ever saw. Hey, everybody--check out this loser's shitty crash position. Sorry, no job openings for you at this time, Mr. Splet. Or should I say--"Mr. Shitty Crash Position."

Various People Pray For Extremely Trivial Things by biped 6-06-07

Lord, please make my can opener stop blistering my index finger. Amen. Lord, please keep my French toast from being so soggy. Amen. Lord, please make today's newspaper comics be really funny. Amen. Lord, please help the barber make my sideburns more even. Amen. Lord, please make the next chef salad I eat taste really good. Amen. Lord, please help me pick out the most comfortable brassiere. Amen.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 353: The Emancipation of Bucky Masturbate by biped 4-29-07

What are you doing, Dick, are you donkey-thumping again because if you are-- SHUT UP, assface--you made me lose my fucking concentration!!! ...and then Dick called me an "assface", Dr. Super-Secret-Agent Veterinary-- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE BUCKY I AM TRYING TO TAKE A PISS AND A SHIT BETWEEN ANIMALS!!! FUCKHEAD!!! ...and what's more, "Doctor", from now on I will take my giraffe, Milburn, to a different veterinarian, and--- ...the time is now 4:35 a.m. The temperature is now...

The Realization Of Bucky Masturbate by biped 5-01-07

Dick, here's that chicken drumstick I owe you from lunch yester-- I AM TRYING TO TAKE A PISS, BUCKY. FUCK!!! GEEZ!!! Sir, I wish to register a formal complaint against my co-worker, Dick. He said "fuck" and "geez" to me in the bathroom, and-- Who the hell are you? Holy cow, I thought I worked there.

Sally in TV Land 2 by biped 8-28-07

You were right, Mommy! "M*A*S*H" really IS a funny show! Aww...I'm so glad you're enjoying it, sweetie. It's one of Mommy's favorites. You know, Ed... sometimes I worry that some scenes might be a little too sad for Sally. Yeah...that show did have its truly heartfelt moments from time to time. "I have a message. Lt Col. Henry Blake's plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan. It spun in...there were no survivors." HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

It's The News by biped 9-20-07

...and they all died horribly. Ted? The Iranian government says "neigh" to an impending horse revolution. Details after the break. I liked your pun using the word "neigh", Ted. It was funn-- It wasn't a pun. Huh? Oh. Well, I... err...I, uh... Sally, you need to "cowboy up." We have a fucking news show to do.

Divine Intervention by biped 10-07-07

Hey, plankton--you'd better scram! There's a WHALE coming! YIKES! Pop, you might want to lower the intelligence level of those hermit crabs. They're upsetting the natural food chain. Okay. Psst--seen any more whales around here, pal? Duh, GOO-GOO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CHO-NOR THE CONQUEROR by biped 11-01-07

I AM CHO-NOR!!! FROM THE PLANET BUTT-HOLE!!! I WILL CONQUER YOUR PUNY-- "BUTTHOLE"? HAW HAW HAW!!! BUTTHOLE!!! SILENCE!!! WHY DO EARTH PEOPLE LAUGH WHEN I TELL THEM I AM FROM THE PLANET BUTT-HOLE-- SMIRK!!! Hey, hold on--I wanna call my friend Fats so you can tell him where you're from-- "I AM CHO-NOR!!! FROM THE PLANET BUTT-HOLE!!!" HA HA HAHA HA!!! "BUTTHOLE"!!! HAHA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA!!!!

"Celebrity Baseball Chat" with Chip Beef by biped 11-14-07

Timmy, why did you run out onto the field and rape Derek Jeter in the butthole during the sixth inning? Because he was being mean by helping his team to win the game, and I wanted MY favorite team to win. But isn't Derek Jeter SUPPOSED to help his team win the game? Duhhh--aren't I SUPPOSED to rape Derek Jeter in the butthole? Uhh...I don't think so, Timmy. You see, it isn't very-- I'd like to go back in time and rape Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb in THEIR buttholes!

The Meanest Horse In Town by biped 11-11-07

I just bought a new Perry Como CD! Oh, I just LOVE Perry Como! Perry Como? PFFFFFFFFFT!!! Perry "Homo", more like it! ...a-and then (sniff) he said Perry HOMO! (sob) That horse is a menace to this community! I'm bringing this up at the drive-in town meeting tonight! I vote we run that awful horse out of town! I vote we all SUCK HIS DICK! (hee hee!)

9. Billy and Mom in "Shot Down Again" by biped 11-14-07

Guess what, Mom? I'm changing my name to WOLF BLITZER! Cool, huh? Well... aren't you afraid people will confuse you with the other Wolf Blitzer? What do you mean...the OTHER Wolf Blitzer? "...and now with more on that story, here's CNN correspondent, Wolf Blitzer." Mother FUCKER!!!

Tales of the Unexpected by biped 9-19-07

Hello. My name is Milford B. Furnswoggle. I'm neat-o because I can fart duck eggs. Pimp dies standing up--details at ten.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Downturn for Alan, Sally in TV Land 2, The Meanest Horse in Town, and 9. Billy and Mom in "Shot Down Again" are all great. you're not though. you're bad. bad, biped. bad!

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what if nigger meant kite

These are utterly silly.  I therefore love them.  Especially the Wolf Blitzer one.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the comments!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What you call "dumb comics" are actually high IQ compared to RCLG's moronic entries!