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apocalyspe im going to have to mark you up for carrying a flag in a public space, letting your horse defacate on a officer of martial law, and p****** me off,literally,now get out of here.

by bschuetze, 11-18-07

what do you think 

That comic didnt really make sense. It came out of nowhere an we dont know what he did to piss of the cop

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I looked at two peeled bananas and realized what they really were. They were Weiners!

i think this one is alittle better

Butch needs I.T. by bschuetze 11-18-07

somewhere in the U.S. give me youtube,now.Or you'll meet Mr. Axe and Jesus,or who else people worship these days me no speak english 2 and 1/2 minutes later cici senor are your english files corrupt?

i'm just not feelin it.

 i can't really give you any advice except don't make them stupid. but i don't want to give you that advice because it would sound kinda mean spirited.

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Kill Whitey.

This one, I think, is pretty funny.

Johnny Friedbooger Episode V by Guueestuff12 3-30-07

I'm going to sneak up on this primitive American and scare him silly! We Brits are masters of the pursuit... BOO! Cow. My GOD! You ARE primitive!

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That was Explicit

Where's Jesus? by bschuetze 11-18-07

1944- some where in Europe Jesus oh Jesus where are you Michigan- 2002 Jesus oh Jesus where are you New York, New York-present ive been looking for you everywhere.Howd you get stuck up in that tree. shutup and just get me down

shut up from the world of oblivion

one idiotic day in the world of oblivion he doesn't get the sign does he im not talking to you. Bombs can fall around us all you want but im not talking to you. by the way talking is overated.Little loser cant keep his flapper shut

by bschuetze, 11-19-07

do you liek chimmy chongas by bschuetze 3-18-08

hey i like you helwo keep a straight face dou liek me? do you like chimmychongas

Dude, please. Just stop. You are anti-humor.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

antiburner is right just STOP

tough crowd...

not bad comics tho

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I am sorry but people here are right.

You are following all the stereotypes of a terrible webcomic:

-Terrible grammar

-Attempted "random" humor that follows the exact, unfunny template of "randomness"

 -Trying to be offensive/angry/violent/vulgar without any wit

Sorry dude, I mean you clearly have the energy to write a bunch of comics, but you might want to slow down and write ones with an actual concept behind them.