So, yeah, I used to make comics here, I made a bunch a couple years ago, then kind of forgot about the site. I just recently found it again, and decided to re-try my hand at it all. I have made some really lame-ass comics in the past, but who hasn't? In any case, I decided to do a comic story sort of based on the Bible's Book of Revelations. It's based on it in the same way that the series of novels Left Behind was based on it. I've just started the story, but if you're interested, check it out. Also, if you like any of them, I might also suggest my other recent story - The Lives and Times of Steve and Barry.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of The End Times by theburninator 11-22-07

8:05 a.m., 5/31/2060. Monday. Kurt and John, cooks, teak a break at work. Hey, Kurt, how's it going? Not bad, except the fact that it's hotter than hell in that kitchen. Yeah, well it usually is. But it's even worse today. And the A/C isn't even broken! Damn. Well, so, uh... did you happen to notice all the people that vanished into thin air around 7:45? No, I've been here since 6:30. Catch the game last night?

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Two by theburninator 11-22-07

Dude, um, I think you should come out to the bar and check out the news... Something kinda crazy happened, and I'm not just saying that because I'm stoned. Dude, what if we get tickets? One of us has to stay on the line. Dude, look out there! Do you see any freakin' customers?! That's what I've been trying to tell you - half the world's population fucking vanished!! Just like that! ...So... the dude that signs our checks is still here, right? Cause when we get paid, I want some of that shit you're smokin.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Three by theburninator 11-22-07

Nobody quite knows what has happened today, but many believe it to be the Biblical prophecy of Revelations come true; the Rapture has occurred... Do you know what this means?... No more Mormons!! That's what I thought, too. But my neighbor and his wives say it turns out it was a cult all along.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Four by theburninator 11-22-07

So, are we the only ones here right now? Well, that cute waitress, Kelly, is too, but she's huddled in a corner weeping and reciting the Lord's Prayer. Dibs. Fuck you, I saw her first! We're gonna repopulate the planet together!

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Five by theburninator 11-22-07

Well, seeing as the doors here are made of cast iron, and the windows are made of bulletproof glass, we should be pretty safe from the rioters and looters. Who knew that working in a place that used to be a coke dealer's legitimate front would pay off? I guess there's only one thing to do now. What's that? Get stoned and eat all the steak we want for free. You are some kinda goddamn genius, I swear.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I enjoyed.

I called Dibs on Kelly way before they did. I have the deed to her ass.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

i enjoyed as well

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Kill Whitey.

Glad to see some of you are diggin the series. Here's the second installment, wherein we finally meet the hot waitress, Kelly.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Six by theburninator 11-22-07

8:05 a.m., Tuesday, 6/1/60. Did you ever read that crappy book Left Behind? It was like a fictional account of the End Times of Christian mythology. Dude, why would I have read a book you yourself just described as crappy? Nevermind, it was rhetorical. My point is, I read it once, so I think I know basically what's going to happen in the next few days. What kind of fag reads Christian fiction?

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Seven by theburninator 11-22-07

So, even though this seems like totally the wrong time... I really wish Kelly would quit doing Hail Marys so I could flirt with her. Dude, I'm thinking that would be kind of like it was for my granddad, when he hit on this girl on September 12, 2001. Hmm.. I see your point. Still, she looks so hot crying and telling Jesus how sorry she is for giving Kenny a handjob. I hate Kenny. What a fucking douche.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Eight by theburninator 11-23-07

What in the world was that?! Oh, Kelly! You've stopped repenting! Well, I believe that that was an earthquake just now. Kurt went to the kitchen to make sure the pizza oven still works. Um, so... you and Kurt are the only other people that made it to work today? Yup. Oh. Wonderful. So, uh, Kelly... What are you doing tonight?

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Nine by theburninator 11-23-07

Hey Kelly! How's it goin'? How's it going?! Most of my friends and family just disappeared from the face of the Earth!! How do you think it's going?! Oh... not so good, I guess, huh? So what are you doing tonight? Hey, back off, asshole! Kelly and I were talking!

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Ten by theburninator 11-25-07

Well, Kelly's back in the corner for another round of "Forgive-Me-Lord"s. Yeah. Fuck. Now I don't have anyone... er, anything to do tonight. This sucks. Need I remind you there's enough alcohol in this place to euthanize a herd of rhinos? Barkeep! Shots for everyone! On me!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I really like this series :D

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

"euthanize a herd of rhinos"

fucking excellent. hey, if Eggswhatever is reading this, try to more like this guy.

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Kill Whitey.

I hope that the three or four of you who have followed this series are as excited to read the ending as I was to actually come up with it. So, here it is: The Shocking Conclusion to Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Eleven by theburninator 11-27-07

8:05 a.m., Sunday, 6/6/60. Dude, what friggin time is it? We've been drinking for a while. I dunno, man. Turn on the t.v., maybe someone on there knows. ...The Anti-Christ has crowned himself Supreme Ruler of Earth and declared that all news broadcasts will be stopped immediat- Nah, they were no help. Wanna do a beer bong? Sweet.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Twelve by theburninator 11-27-07

You guys are still drunk?! You do know that we're living in the End Times, don't you?! What's your point, Kelly? What's my point?! What's my - well... I mean... You know... God... um... Fuck, I don't know. Give me a margarita. Now you're talking. So what are you doing tonight?

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times. Chapter Thirteen by theburninator 11-28-07

So, I've never really gotten to know you, Kelly. I mean, we've always had the classic cook/server antagonism, and never had time to really talk. Yeah, well, you were always too busy screaming at me and my friends to pick up the food before it got cold... I guess we never had time to "chat." Well, now that the world is ending, I guess we have plenty of time to talk, huh? Yeah, well, you and Kurt are the only people in the world that I have any contact with, so I guess so. So, uh... You wanna have sex? Wow. How romantic. But, you know, what?... I'm drunk and the Anti-Christ has risen to power, so... Yeah, whip it out, big boy.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Fourteen by theburninator 11-28-07

Ooh, Kelly... that feels amazing... Mmmmf Oh my god, John, don't stop! That feels so good! Mmmmf We hope you have enjoyed this preview. To order Strip-e-Max, contact your cable provider. This strip has been scrambled to protect underage viewers.

Hell's Kitchen: Tales of the End Times, Chapter Fifteen by theburninator 11-28-07

John? Oh Kelly!... Ohhh.... John! Wake up, asshole! Ooohhh, Kelly! Guh! What? Where am I? You're at work, you fag! And we're in the middle of a rush, what the fuck are you doing sleeping in the bar?! Get back on the line! I'm up to my ass in orders, motherfucker!

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

I can't believe I went all the way through this series only to get the 'it was just a dream' ending.

I will have to decimate a local village to demonstrate my rage.

arrgghh and stuff.

seriously, a superb series. Welcome to SC.

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Kill Whitey.

That was hilarious. All of it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Haha, there are plenty of villages that could use a good decimation, AngryAmerican.

Anyway, thank you all for your comments; I'm glad you guys enjoyed the series. I've been trying to get back into the swing of comic-writing, so check my page from time to time, you might find something that makes you laugh.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again