The Dumb Driver by eggzbroperson 11-25-07

Do you know why I pulled you over? Cuz I was speeding. And why were you speeding? Cuz too many beer bottles were on the peddal.

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Stop all this fighting!.....Use guns!!!

You can reply to your own posts, you know. We actually prefer that, because then we don't have to sift through a crapload of one person's threads just to find the one we're looking for.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

holy shit! i actually liked that comic.

huh.

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Kill Whitey.

eggzbroperson

WHAT KIND OF BEER?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

eggzbroperson

He actually pulled him over because he was black.

BigFrank105

He actually pulled him over because he was black.

Well, the ticket actually read, "Defendant was driving while being a negroid" but yeah, same diff.

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