Not really I was just trying to persuade in to doing so please don't sue me I'm dirt-poor ok

Peter Dawkings - Office Newbie by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-25-07

This will be your office, Pete. Work hard and you might become my assistant in the future. I like you, you know. Just call me and I will try and help you. Is there a problem? You're a lizard. Peter, in this company we don't discriminate. This is completely intolerable. Did you just ate that spider?

Peter Dawkings - Your first psycho friend by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-25-07

I am so sorry for failing you miserably, sir. But it seems like we're out of it. Do you want me to go to the supermarket? No, thanks. I never asked you for any coffee, plus you're not my subordinate or anything. I will not get away with murder. Just wait here. Please, don't go harm yourself again like last week when you couldn't fix my chair, so you jumped from the 2nd store. Johnson, what the hell just happened? Papercuts.

Peter Dawkings - Melvin Herbertson, Senior Assface by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-25-07

For instance, that time when you said we should stop advertising so much so that we could focus on product quality instead, was just blatantly stupid. Really? Then why Mr. Lezardo promoted me for that? Anyway, you fucking suck.

Peter Dawkings - Su casa by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-25-07

... but maybe we could go back to my place instead. I have a friend staying over, we could play all night long. If we must... Make yourself comfortable while I send my friend in and slip into something sluttier. You go ahead and do that. Let's get it-

Peter Dawkings - Son of a Lizard Man by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-26-07

Hey, where is that lady from the cafeteria? I had to get my coffee all by myself. This is like flippin' sewage. Here, taste it. BLOODY HELL! A DINOSAUR! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! RUN!! Hello?! Don't be upset, kiddo, they'll all gonna like you someday. I think it's time I start wearing clothes.

Peter Dawkings - Copy Room Manager of Lunacy by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-26-07

You're an idiot, Johnson. Stop acting like everyone's bitch! Now, look at that, you don't even have the guts to look at me. Sir, there's a human finger in your cup.

Peter Dawkings - I'd rather be married to a dog. by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-26-07

Oh, you're home! Yes.

Peter Dawkings - The return of that guy by VivaLaRevolucion_ 11-26-07

Are you sure you'll be okay? I mean, you got divorced and you mother died. I'll be fine, you don't have to worry about that. Because we can get the best specialized help for you if you want. Thank you, Mr. Linton. But that won't be necessary. Then get the hell out of my office and get to work, asshole.

well, what it i refuse to comment, tough guy internet man? are you gonna reach through my computer and stab my brains?

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they were OK, getting better with time. practice practice practice and you'll get there.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

i liked em. good stuff

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Kill Whitey.

I like them also.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Papercuts. LOL!

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

*giggles*

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

finn34

You'll die.  See if you don't!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002