I tried to be nice with my replies to his PM's...

 I tried to play down his lame ass comics (which were amazingly accurate) that sought to make me look like a sister-fucker...

In short, I tried to be kind to a lesser comic mind.

But now I think it has come down to this. Not since the incredibly entertaining Boorite vs. Crabby War of Aught-7 has SC seen the likes of this mounumental conflict.  

I hearby call on all SC members, Donor or Regular, to review a sample of 15 random comics of both of ours, or our ten top rated comics and derive a verdict based on those 15 comics or top rated.

I will bow to the collective decision if i lose and not post for an entire month which seems to me like a month. Or something longer.

I don't expect JESUSSANDWICH to do the same as I have not consulted him/bitch on this matter. But I am confident, even though I'm drunk, that I'm better than his innane, desperate comics.

Its now in your hands, SCer's.

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Kill Whitey.

if we vote Tie, you two have to make out

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In terms of comics, I would have to vote in AA's favor. I find them both amusing on the forums and I don't quite understand what jesus's problem is (if there really is one and he's not just going a little too far with a joke).

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

mandingo

Mandingo speaks for himself. It's not something I wanna see.

By a landslide...... Angry American!!!

Cre8tive13

Mandingo speaks for himself. It's not something I wanna see.

but the kind i jerk off to

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I got to go with AA for this one, his anger has made him powerful funny.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Wait, can someone give me a link to where I can get the background/lead up to this?

Plus I vote for AA because he once sent me t-shirt that said "alcoholics unanimous' on it in bright letters. I wore that as an undershirt to a job site and a certain person who is head of a certain state's environmental protection department informed me they were a recovering alcoholic and didn't think it was a funny shirt. Stupid drunkie!

JESUSSANDWICH is a far better lover than AngryAmerican.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I also would like to know more of the backstory.  Stuff like this isn't nearly as interesting without the gory details.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Jesus and Wich

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I like Jesus, but he is nowhere near the level of angryamerican. Jesus wants to be funny though.

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You don't know what I got... .

Cre8tive13

Mandingo speaks for himself. It's not something I wanna see.

By a landslide...... Angry American!!!

Thats because you're also a faggot, you fat loser.

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JESUSSANDWICH

Mandingo speaks for himself. It's not something I wanna see.

By a landslide...... Angry American!!!

Thats because you're also a faggot, you fat loser.

So unfunny and dumb.

If I was a faggot, I'd probably want to see two men make out...assuming you're a man, but I'll guess that a 'boy' makes more sense. I'm also not fat...but loser is subjective to whoever meets me, I suppose. 

Angry American by whatever is larger than a landslide!

Cre8tive13

Mandingo speaks for himself. It's not something I wanna see.

By a landslide...... Angry American!!!

Thats because you're also a faggot, you fat loser.

So unfunny and dumb.

If I was a faggot, I'd probably want to see two men make out...assuming you're a man, but I'll guess that a 'boy' makes more sense. I'm also not fat...but loser is subjective to whoever meets me, I suppose.

Angry American by whatever is larger than a landslide!

That was a joke dumbass

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore, this is website has had the lulz comepletely killed. I am gonna have to be the chemo that cures this place.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Two insults + two different people = ONE COMIC = SKILL by JESUSSANDWICH 11-29-07

Knock knock who's there? Cre8tive13 is comepletely retarded that actually is a terrible knock knock joke that should be even be completed this is really stupid, seriously FUCK YOU I am going home Meanwhile in Kathy Bates vagina I dont think themushroom knows what he getting into with this shit

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

OHhh...a joke? Now I get it. Ha.....Ha?

Still unfunny....much like your comics.

I think you are the one lacking a sense of humour on this site, cock breath!

This is completely pointless, this website has just been you guys sucking each others dicks for way too long.

By the way my comics may suck I am not saying they don't but you see here's the fucking deal:

You take this shit too seriously you fucking failfags. ITS A COMEDY WEBSITE. STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT. I actually was trolling angryamerican to get his goat just because I was bored but since he took it so seriously he pretty much showed me beyond a shadow of a doubt he's a fucking moron who cant take a joke. bigfrank got it I sent him a pm saying that I loved him then made a comic saying the opposite. He got some lols out of it.

You guys are so fucking stupid, seriously.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ouch...and wah.

Angry American by a country mile!!

Hey jesus, i got it. this was meant to be a continuation/expansion of said joke. I'm on board, not above it.

and for those requesting backstory, here's the thread that started it all...

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=253890

and the comment heard round the world was:

"one might even go as far as to say it was THE only good one."

which was followed by this PM to me:

You are a very nice fellow. Who should seriously consider a job in modeling. when you reach the age you should consider running for a public office. I think that you are destined for great things. If I was a woman I would seriously consider dating you as you are such a nice and kind fellow.
From JESUSSANDWICH :: 11-25-07 08:23pm ( reply :: delete )

 this PM as you can see, enraged me beyond anything even Fred Durst ever did and led to this fun little flame war.

there you have it. i hope everyone else is as enterteined as myself and mr. sandwich.

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Kill Whitey.

but he said such nice things?

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I guess I got wrapped up in my own joke.

Anyways I just want to ask you people to produce more worthwhile stuff, its time for the circle jerk between the regulars to take a breather for a while. I remember when boinky and crabby were here now there banned and there is no soul. What I am saying is SC will die if it stagnates too much if the comedy becomes too tame its becoming cancerous and metastatic.

Its like a bad laxative it just don't move me, you know? PUT SOME FEELING, PUT SOME LOVE, GOD PUT SOME FUCKING HATE IN YOUR COMICS. Everyone do it for the LULZ.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

JESUSSANDWICHcrabby's still here.

he voted for AngryAmerican

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That's cause I'm bringing the soul.

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You don't know what I got... .

JESUSSANDWICH

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

lildeucecoupand the funk

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