I decided to make "The Funny Monk" series, a monk in stand up comedy, jokes are from famous comedians,  my first one is here, joke from Tommy Cooper:

A funny Monk #1 by adzo909 12-02-07

Joke from Tommy Cooper I took my dog to the vet, to get him checked out The vet said, " I'm going to have to put him down, and I said "Why?"... He said, " Because he's bloody heavy"

just some advice: old jokes rarely work no matter which characters you have saying them.

i like the idea of a stand up monk, but its never going to bring you anything but misery, hellish torment and a lasting hatred of Stripcreator if you insist on using really old jokes from long forgotten comedians.

try your own stuff with the same format, and you might be onto something.

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Kill Whitey.

Hey!  That comedian is not forgotten!!!!

Otherwise, what he said.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I once bought a pint for a bartender named Tommy Cooper in London. He repaid the favor 10 times over the next night. It was the best return on a $3 investment I've ever made.

And when Choad says he repaid the favor...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker