Here's my first (and only, so far) entrant. I think I got lucky on this one. What do you think?

Slow Food by berfle 12-03-07

day 58...... hey Butch, have you seen Barry? who? you know, Barry my boyfriend! hmmm..... oh yeah! I'll be right back... ...later... here you go! thanks, I'm starving!

Lucky's just letting you win.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Not bad at all... especially for a first attempt.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

it's ok...

It's decent enough.