These are for anyone who knows what its like to work for retail, music retail, or if you're like me and work for the devil itself:  Guitar Center.

Smacky (dedication to GC) by Stipesinicio 12-17-07

Another glorious day at guitar shenter..... How much a Studio is. What kind of guitar does your boyfriend have? I know it has strings. Does that help? I know these packs of picks are 3 bux, what kind of deal can you give me?

Smacky (GC dedication pt. 2 by Stipesinicio 12-17-07

Yet another day at Guitar Shenter.... This is my best four channel mixer... How many channels can I use? Sorry, I'm sold out of that model. You ain't got one in the warehouse? You can tune to any note with this tuner? What about b sharp?

Smacky (GC dedication pt. 3) by Stipesinicio 12-17-07

This is a good product. You're sure? Yes ma'am. I use one just like this. You positive this is a good one? ..And thats when I said "fuck it." I'd rather take responsibility for the warehouse smelling like a dead body...

you have much potential. keep reaching and don't let the repetition of your job kill you, which is what happened to me. (PS : I'm a ghost! booo!)

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

The repeat days with customers isn't all, the company as a corp seems too shady for me.  
The strips on that are coming soon........

Maybe I can single handedly put them out of business with my retarded comic strips!!!!

The above comics are so-so. Okay, if you will. But I see potential of this going in a more humorous direction soon. Good luck.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I enjoyed these.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.