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Walk the Plank: Coulrophobia by deathtoradio 12-20-07

Bad news captain! Satan himself has climbed out of the sea and is now boarding us. My god, he's even more vile and horrifying than the bible made him out to be. Permission to jettison the contents of my bladder, sir? Honk, honk.

Walk the Plank 2 by deathtoradio 12-20-07

Argh. It's been six long months since I've planted my flag between the legs of some sex thirsty wench. The closest thing to cleavage out here is Butch's plumbers crack. Oh look at that, I dropped my pencil. I'll get that for ya, captain.

Walk the Plank 3

I'll give you three seconds to get back on the flag.

by deathtoradio, 12-20-07

Hilarious! Great stuff. Loved 'em all.

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Ever fart in a can of pop and drink it?

first 2....gooood

3rd one, not so much. but i'll take 2 out of 3 any day.

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Kill Whitey.

keep it up! you've got teh funnay

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Walk the Plank 4 by deathtoradio 12-21-07

Arrr, you smell matey. I order you to take a pirate bath. What the hell is a pirate bath? Pits and privates only. Ayyyy, captain.

oh. you mean a puerto-rican shower?

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Kill Whitey.

Walk the Plank 5 by deathtoradio 12-22-07

You douchebag, you drank all of my rum last night, didn't you? No, you got drunk and polished it off yourself. So you would be the douchebag. Arrr, I'll have no douchebaggery on my ship. Walk the Plank! Both of ya!

Walk the Plank 6 by deathtoradio 12-24-07

Who likes short, shorts? I like short, shorts! Arrr, you've got a dangler, there. I know. Ok, just so you know. I do.

Walk the Plank 7 by deathtoradio 12-24-07

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum... Whoa, there lads, try to keep your hands to your... ...good god man, leave some green spaghetti for the rest of us!

Walk the Plank 8 by deathtoradio 1-08-08

Arrrrrr, we're fucking lost again! How the fuck do we keep getting lost? I mean seriously, we're pirates for fucks sake. We passed the island with the mountain that looks like a skull, I don't understand it. Hey! There's another ship out there. Swim out there and ask for directions...oh and plunder some booty while you're there. Arrr, booty. Tempting.

Walk the Plank 9 by deathtoradio 1-09-08

Hey there sailor, is that a musket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's a musket.