Hello, I made a few of these in 2005. They kept me amused when I was looking for work. I decided to make some more because now I wish I was unemployed, but I've got nothing better to do most days so I might as well use company time and equipment to keep myself entertained.
I've got a job sir, selling Big Issue. It's a modest living but it keeps a roof over my head and food in my belly, me and the boys go out a couple of times a week to the pub, it's not a bad life.
So all you have to do is stand on the corner yelling "Big Issue" and you get a place to stay and something to eat? No wife, no kids, no mortgage and no one hassling you to come home at night?
Big Issue sir? Only £2
Get a job!
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"Yes, I'm from Brooklyn"
~Angel Heart