I'm a big fan of wrestling, and that's good enough reason (for me at least) to make this next Comic Competition themed around that.

Your challenge is to create a strip that parodizes wrestling. It can be a crazy interview segment, or a lampoon of some famous moment in wrestling, or even two guys discussing wrestling, whatever. The theme is professional wrestling.

This contest will be judged in a timely fashion, most likely by next weekend.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC377: 1984, Madison Square Garden by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-09-08

John Stossel interviews Dr. D: I'll ask you the standard question. Standard question? I think this is fake. You think it's fake? Yes I do. Sorry, I'm a little hard of hearing. Could you repeat the question?

This is what SHOULD have happened. 

CC377: Madison Square Garden, 1984 by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-09-08

or: "The Man Who Knew Too Much" OW! That was an open-hand slap! You think this is fake? Easy! Easy... Huh? Let's see what you think NOW, tough guy! Decepticons!

This is what really happened.

CC377: Stossel Goes Down The Rabbit Hole by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-09-08

or: "The Truth About Kayfabe" I think this is fake. You think it's fake? Easy, ea--whoa! *ahem* 7HA7 WA5 AN 0P3N HAND 5LAP.

This one sucks, but it's deeply personal.

CHECK OUT MY CC377 STRIP - YOU WANNA WRESTLE?

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

My first sale! by boorite 4-12-01

It's TV producer Yadahentai Mobukakke! Mr. Boorite, I am here to buy the rights to your gameshow idea, "Super Robot Manrape Endurance Torture Rally." Sheez, I'm so hosed on Old Crow and Benadryl, I'll sign anything. One condition: You are first contestant. Hmmm, let me think abou-- RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

lol, Yadahentai Mobukkake.

Fight Night (CC 377) by theburninator 1-10-08

Bone Crusher, how do you feel about your upcoming match with Jacknife? How do you think I feel? That guy's fucking huge! I'm so scared, I'm about to shit my pants! Fuck this, they don't pay me enough! I'm outta here! Um.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

CC 377-- "Celebrity Wrestling Chat" with Chip Beef by biped 1-10-08

Timmy, why did you leap into the ring and rape "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in the butthole during WWE Monday Night RAW? Because he was being mean by helping HIS tag-team to win the match, and I wanted MY favorite team to win. But isn't "Stone Cold" Steve Austin SUPPOSED to help his team win the match? Duhhh--aren't I SUPPOSED to rape "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in the butthole? Uhh...I don't think so, Timmy. You see, it isn't very-- I'd like to go back in time and rape Fritz von Erich and Tor Johnson in THEIR buttholes!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

cc377: Wrastlin by mandingo 1-10-08

do you smell what The Rock is cooking! I SAID, DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!! it's duck lambe with an apricot glaze, silly. couldn't you tell? it's super yum yum!

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what if nigger meant kite

CC377: Hanna Barbarism by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-10-08

Last week your partner suffered a humiliating defeat, and tonight you're looking to settle the score. Do you have anything to say? I sure do, Mike. Somebody thought he could just take out The Ranger's tag team partner. Well, that somebody should have been warned... THE RANGER IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS, YOGI! Powerful words. Any response? Just this: YOU COME HERE LOOKING FOR A PIC-A-NIC BASKET?! WHEN YOU AND I STEP INTO THAT RING...

CC377: WRESTLEMANIA S.C. by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-11-08

HULK HOGAN vs. COLONEL KLANK... "SHORTY" ROSWELL vs. ABE "THE BABE" VIGODA... PLUS THE MIGHTY TOBOR! DON'T MISS IT! ...und did I hear zumvon ask for ze Colonel?

CC 377: Wrastlin' With the Captain by deathtoradio 1-11-08

Hey there Captain Chicken Fucker. Your competition has been talking a lot of smack lately. What are you going to do to your next opponent? Are you familiar with the term "donkey punch," Bob? Yes. Anyway, moving on. What else are you going to do to him? Well, then I thought I'd move onto a "cleveland steamer." Captain Chicken Fucker, there's no way they can show this on tv. They're going to have to censor you the whole time. I know, it'll just add to the mystique of it all. On tv, I'll just be some big angry blurred out ghost lookin' thing. But in person...now there's a real treat.

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

CC 377 : Breaking Into the Biz by Shaneo39 1-14-08

Depressed and unable to break into the wrestling business, Bobby desided to seak out the greatest gimmick character of all time. Surely, HE could come up with a role that would make him famous. . . . On a tip, Bobby slid into a dark alley behind the downtown Dennys and met with a man, almost as down on his luck as Bobby himself. Surely Doink The Clown could help him. . . . Hmmm, Ive got JUST the thing for you. . . . . He was sadly mistaken. . . .

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The Greatest Strip Ever Made

ORANGE SODA : WRASSLIN' by finn34 1-15-08

Welcome back to the World Drinking Federation : LIVE! 2008. You have a big day coming up, champ, how do you prepare for the hardscrabble day ahead? THAT'S EASY VINCE I USUALLY START OUT WITH A FRESH PILAF WRAP AND A HIGH COLONIC, THEN I POUND AN ENERGY BAR AND TAKE A NAP. I TOP IT OFF WITH A NIGHT OF BINGE DRINKING. Wow. Real dedication to your craft BEING A BARFLY ISN'T EASY, VINCE.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

RCL no. 1759 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-15-08

...then, I follow up my "pulsating fister" with a flying "Venus flytrap" from the top of the turnbuckle, landing crotch-first on your face! You counter with a "reverse cowboy", girating side-to-side, until you pull out your dick and pin me with your "rusty trombone" finishing manuever! Dude... Are we talking about pro wrestling or gay porn? What's the difference? Our fans get off either way! *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

I enjoy wrestling as well. by crabby 1-17-08

I've always been a pretty big wrestling fan. The first show I remember seeing live was back in 86 for an AWA show at the UIC Pavillion. Sgt. Slaughter was there. I don't remember much else. AWA? Is that like ECW? The first WWF show I ever saw live had a main event of Hulk Hogan against Earthquake. I was 7. Hogan lost by count-out. World Widelife Fund? What the fuck is the WWF? The last live show I went to was last year for a Raw taping at the Allstate Arena. It was alright. Austin was there. Yeah, I was at that Raw. Bobby Lashley did something boring.

How do I post my 377 comic here?

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

@QUOX: From the FAQ: "Just cut and paste the URL of your comic into the message and it will be displayed automatically."

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

CC377: What's In a Name? by kane2742 1-18-08

Since your name's Kane, you must like wrestling, right? No, why? There's a wrestler named Kane, so I figured you must like him. So what does your name say about you... ...Dick?

Pretty much the only thing I know about wrestling is that there's a wrestler named Kane, and the only reason I know that is because my name is also Kane and people like to point that out as if it makes them clever.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

wHAT'S iN A Kane? (cocks) by Rabid_Weasle 1-19-08

Dude you must love the cock, right? Why do you say that? Cuz your name is Kane. It's true! I love it when cock is inside me!

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Poop.

I'll be judging these Saturday night or Sunday morning, so get your last-minute entries in!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

CC 377: Duh Bomb by deathtoradio 1-19-08

In this corner we have the world heavy weight champion: the Manhatten Mangler. And because no one is dumb enough to challenge the Mangler, tonight, his opponent is this bomb.