I haven't made any comics forever, got bored and made some.  Please, tell me what you think, good or bad.

 

Jelleberg Review #13- Let's Ban the First Amendment by King_Duckford 1-09-08

We need to ban the abilty to speak to gay African Americans.... Oh nigga, be jealous of my crib with pink Venitian blinds, and my GORGOUS chic flower arrangements!!! ...feminists... Do you know what you call independent, single minded career minded women? Useless? ...those fucking hippies. Man, the world would be perfect without coporations, then we could all get high and just sit around all day. Hey, why am I in this basement, and whats with the machete? Your just tripping man, your crazy.

 These two are my new ones, and I screwed up the one before that one, otherwise new material, and if you never saw my old stuff, go ahead and tear into me on its quality.

My problem with #13 is that lands in the middle of being political satire and absurdity. Makes too much sense for absurdity and not enough for satire.

I really liked this one, though:

Jelleberg Review #14- Paranoid Reasoning by King_Duckford 1-10-08

Reactive paranoia Hey, how's it going? Oh no, he's only saying hi to pretend he's friendly, so he can gain my confidence and kill me! Proactive paranoia OH shit, she didn't say anything to me, which proves she hates me and wants to kill me!!!! Actual real life dangers Hey, how's it going? I'm gonna fucking kill you with this machete

not bad. i liked #8. and the one with the lincoln towncar.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Yeah, the Lincoln comic is one of my best.  I'm just getting back into comics, so its good to hear some feedback.