We've all seen the piles of games that end up in the "$4.99 or best offer" bin at GameStop, collecting dust like so many microscopic Pokemon because the game industry actually thought people would buy them and enjoy them.

Which begs the question: How bad does a game have to be to NOT get published?

Your mission if you choose to accept it: create the box art, or a screen shot, or both, of a video game that sucks so bad, that even Sony wouldn't release it. Let's see some video LAMES!

Quick sample done by me:

Entries will be judged next weekend (January 25th or so)

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/cre8tive13/FluteHero.jpg[/IMG]

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

lool, all of these are f00kin great

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what if nigger meant kite

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

ok, i didn't actually make this, but i sometimes feel so left out. like the kid who doesn't smoke weed, but desperately wants to hang out with the kids who do.

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Kill Whitey.

These are all awesome, even the one AA used to fake the funk (don't worry, man, we won't force you to take a hit if you don't want to). But of course, there can be only one winner, and that winner is...

Zaster is the owner of PVV 180! I loved this one because of all the entires, it was the one I thought was most likely to have been tabled as an idea at one point - especially given some of the titles that DID get released for the DS!

Everyone else should consider themselves as having honorable mentions, because seriously, there wasn't a bad one in the lot.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

The awesomeness of this thread may inspire me to torrent Photoshop.

Thanks, ZMannZilla.

If I was able to eke some tiny glimmer of comedy out of the tragedy that is bad video games, I am glad. But remember folks, bad video games are no laughing matter. Right this minute, someone you love might be playing one.

Enough with the public service schtick. PVV180 will be up shortly.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.