After seeing a news article, this strip just had to be made:

Blackest Black by deathtoradio 1-16-08

Scientists create the worlds blackest black. A material, they say, absorbs 99.9% of all light. Researchers have tentatively named the color: 'Ol Dirty Bastard.

Revlon's had that for a while now!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.