i read 5 of them before the hope something amusing would happen died within me.
you've got a decent grasp of the mechanics of storytelling, but assuming these were supposed to be funny, you need a lot of work on humor.
also, your spelling is among the worst i've seen, even on this site. you might want to work on that as well, its distracting.
don't give up because i said crap you didn't want to hear. your best vengeance if i have made you angry, would be to make a comic so funny i shit myself while reading it.
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Kill Whitey.