Yo, lookit all the Andeez I got f'sticking my fingerz up mai butt on video, ya relly, boi!

burbSIDE!

Yeah, that's right, Myspace bitches, I just cashed my McDonald's check!

Todd Edward Wee, employee of Sofa King.

Unfortunately, that's as much money as Todd Silverstein's Wigger Dojo ever took in.

I'm so glad I'll never be cool now.

"Now I can buy another semi-fake anachronistic weapon to impress the other inbred illiterate semi-fake anachronistic weapon collectors!  Oh, boy!"

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Unfortunately, that's as much money as Todd Silverstein's Wigger Dojo ever took in.

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Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! :)

This photo was taken minutes before this wigger lost all his cash playing the $40 table at the local indian casino, causing him to go on a numchuck rampage, bruising 23 people, before turning the numchucks on himself.  (He woke up hours later in a county jail cell to the sensation of a large, hard object being shoved up his ass...)

where yer gat, yo?

Whiton Nerdie tried following the Bloodhound Gang's concept that gay guys got the chicks, but it didn't quite work, so he decide he'd be gay and black. He would be the most hard, cold, street nigga in the Sunnybrook Estates Addition! Bring on da bitches...

Wielder of the mystical ninja mustache.

'i listen to danny rhymez and matty b'

The TMNT were shocked to find out that Master Splinter had an illegitimate son.

The lost photo of shank

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douche-bag by day,

ninja by night. 

FACT:

Gay Porn pays Well

For lower-class citizens

Numb-Chuck did too many drugs.

Rape : Sometimes , they dont have abortions.

"Yo, check dis, a'ite?  We gon' print mo' dis hea papah cash right?"

"Okay."

"Den, we gon' take dis shit to da fuckin' Office Depot, feel me?"

"Word."

"Okay, so den we jus' buy us som MO' papah and ink, word?"

"Yo."

"Den, what we do, is we jus' print mo' money dawg."

"I'm sorry good sir, you've completely lost me.  At what point do we allocate these funds to appropriate some actual currecny with which to buy our overly-sized shirts, untied basketball shoes and miscallaneous other attire with which to freighten the elderly residents of our neighborhood?"

"What the fuck you jus' say dawg?"

"Uh, that is... yo when we gon' get PAID mah nyukuh?  We GOTS to get us sum o' dem phat kicks an' keep ou'selves pimp lookin', so how we gon' do dat shiat?"

"Well shit son, why didn't you say dat in da FURST place?!  Y'see, what we gon' do is we keep buyin' mo' ink and papah' 'till we gots us some PHAT papah' stacks, dig?"

"Yeah son, but when we gon' get some real money?"

"..."

"You don't know, do you Cletus?"

"Shut up."

"I think I'll go play GTA now."

Even the hood has a Special Olympics.

He operated his whole empire from the basement in his grandmother's house. He did this without ever leaving the basement, or talking to anybody for that matter. He was proud of the fact that he drank his own piss to keep his health up, and he offered some of it to the photographer as a sign of brotherhood. The photographer pretended to glug it down as if it was really good stuff, and when they gangster hugged (to falsely signify unity), the photographer managed to swipe two of the idiots $20.00 bills. He then went upstairs and forced the grandmother to suck him off, and videotaped it, and sold it to 'ync' as an 'underground video' for $250.00. He then auctioned off the grandmother's purse (that he slapped her repeatedly with in the video) for $27.63 on ebay. All in all, it was a profitable day for the photographer.

Excellent, very nice, thanks a lot, i think it should be adopted




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Diablo 3 Items

This is how much the guy holding the camera was paid to disembowel me with the weapons you can see on the wall.

Goodbye world.