Everyone knows that the scariest monster is the one you haven't seen yet. That's why I'm giving you this series of screencaps from recent horror movies. In each case, the monster itself isn't visible -- only the victims' reactions can be seen. Your job is to ruin everything by showing us what these pathetic mewling nancies are really scared of. I've even green-screened a couple of the images for ease of editing (remember to blend your edges).

What's that, the contest rules just scrolled off the screen? Then scroll back up to the beginning to find out what's going on here. Then get busy showing off those scary image editing skills. Chicks dig it!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Way to start things off, Biped.

This is a message for anyone who doesn't enter this contest:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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what if nigger meant kite

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

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i break for.............. oh shit no breaks

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what if nigger meant kite

[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/cre8tive13/Tom.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/cre8tive13/Legend.jpg[/IMG]

Alright you maniacs -- there are alot of great entries here. so I will be choosing a winner in about 24 hours. Get your last minute entries in now, not 28 Weeks Later, or Will Smith of I am Legend fame will go all Cloverfield on you. He might even sock you in The Eye.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l292/cre8tive13/contest180_8.gif[/IMG]

Cre8tive13lool, i thought of this too. i was gonna do it with DJ Jazzy Jeff

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what if nigger meant kite

ZMannZilla

 

...and I already did, Mandingo... :P

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ZMannZilla

 

...and I already did, Mandingo... :P

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for some reason i saw that and thought it was Hammer during his 8-minute gangsta phase

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what if nigger meant kite

Another terrifying installment of PVV draws to a close. I'm not just yankin' you when I say that every single entry was Legend. Unfortunately, there can only be one tough, street-smart black guy to face the vampire-infested city that is the next contest. And that would be Cre8tive13. Quantity was a factor, but what really made me laugh was this:

The rest of you have been devoured by blood-thirsty zombies, but you went down fighting and have earned the passing admiration of legions of mild-dud scarfing spectators. And dammit, that still counts for something!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Thank you Zaster, you cunt?!

I'll have the next PVV 181 up and running shortly!