heres some of my newer comics 

on the hunt by coathangerabortion 12-16-07

i shot heroin with mother teresa yesterday shut up youre scaring the bears whatever no im not yeah you are you cocksucker but yeah she overdosed it was the best seriously man those bears are fucking pissing their pants right now

paper adventures by coathangerabortion 12-28-07

wow look at all this paper no dont it's a trick close one hells ya my dick is bronze

paper adventures 2 by coathangerabortion 12-28-07

i wonder what would happen if i put my bronze dick on some of this paper i dunno try it what if i get aids only gay people can get that LATER wow i guess im gay yeah guess so

santa 5 by coathangerabortion 12-28-07

merry christmas i got you a tomahawk hope it fits in your wigwam see ya wait im not an indian oh really, is that so yup im of german ancestry oh yeah well i have like 700 reindeer so take that you homo

the o'reilly factor by coathangerabortion 2-01-08

and since pears are indeed yellow that would make mr. eko a pinhead anyways in todays email tom from the ok corral writes "dear mr. oreilly, your show is awesome but yesterday i ate an entire pineapple unassissted" great letter tom a signed copy of culture warrior coming your way

thanks for reading

I giggled at all of these, and I don't know why.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I loved all these except the original "paper adventures."  And I, also, wasn't sure why.  But they're great, so make more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

They were all great, especially Santa 5. Bonus points for your badass screenname.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

i don't know. they did nothing for me.

 i like some of your previous work though.

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Kill Whitey.