Tell our fellow strippers what's happening beyond the Stripcreator world. Not everybody is 'in the loop' you know.

Is Britney really....an alien?

Is Robin Williams really.....art ape?

How many tonnes does Rosie O' Donnell weigh today?

Make your story good enough to make the front page of the National Enquirer!

I've provided a basic page if you so choose to use it.

Have at 'er and good luck!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9000 hours went into this.

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Poop.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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what if nigger meant kite

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what if nigger meant kite

The Enquirer is WEEKLY publication, so time is almost up for this weeks front page to be finalized!

Get your entries published and posted before tomorrow's noon-ish deadline. I don't want to have to yell "STOP THE PRESS!" for your late entry.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

^^ H4W!! Nice one.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

All excellent entries! Each one could easily grace the front page of any Enquirer edition!

The entry that made me laugh most, and to me, was the best use of photoshop was Zaster's entry below.

Zaster