The comic below explains a little run-in I had with a Patriots fan today---in PITTSBURGH.

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No kidding, this guy was an idiot. I'm thinking, "WTF? How dare you embarass me?", when he's probably thinking, "Screw him! LOL NOOB!".

Anyone had any similar experiences?

That exact thing happened to me once, only instead of the Giants it was a bag of frozen broccoli, and instead of the Pates it was roomful of steampunk Paul McCartney robots playing stratocasters left handed while cappucin monkeys ran up and down randomly detuning their instruments. And instead of it actually happening, I imagined the whole thing.

What are you trying to say?

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What are you trying to say?

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I love you, Zaster.

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I love you, Zaster.

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Zaster wrote:
Awesome. Let's have kids!

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Since your profile refers to you as a "guy," I don't think that can happen. Unless you have access to some sort of advanced technology that I am unaware of, the world will, unfortunately, never be blessed with our offspring.

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kane2742 wrote:

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Zaster wrote:
Awesome. Let's have kids!

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Since your profile refers to you as a "guy," I don't think that can happen. Unless you have access to some sort of advanced technology that I am unaware of, the world will, unfortunately, never be blessed with our offspring.

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This is the most depressing thing I've read all day. I hope it works out for you two. If all else fails there is always adoption. I'm here for you both if either of you ever needs to just talk about it.

Thanks for being our shoulder to cry on, Crabby.

It's strange how threads can drift into having no connection whatsoever to their original topics. From commentary on a strip about the Super Bowl to Zaster's and my love child.

I'm looking to buy a baby.

My seed can impregnate anything. It is that powerful. My realdoll is in her second trimester.

You've got a deal.

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WhatCanBrownDoForYou wrote:
Puerto Rican Newborn, 8lbs9oz, 19", ac, at, 4dr, pwr all, eats shits cries like new, needs sleeping overhaul, no motor reflex. $4k obo 623-BUY-RAUL

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WhatCanBrownDoForYou wrote:
Puerto Rican Newborn, 8lbs9oz, 19", ac, at, 4dr, pwr all, eats shits cries like new, needs sleeping overhaul, no motor reflex. $4k obo 623-BUY-RAUL

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I'll give you 63 cents and a half eaten liverwurst sandwich.

sold!

I'm not sure how it works, but I think any same-sex couple can have kids if David Crosby is involved.

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biped wrote:
I'm not sure how it works, but I think any same-sex couple can have kids if David Crosby is involved.

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He's just THAT potent.  Get within 29 inches of his penis, you're pregnant.

Just what I deserve for reading these posts once a week... I was going to offer 64 cents for baby Raul (the ad did say OBO, but, alas, I'm too late again *SOB*

That's not me calling you an SOB, btw...

Hmmmm...

This should win an award for having the most posts off-topic.

Or not.

But I'm never gonna buy that baby. It's probably a bag of trash--literally.