The comic below explains a little run-in I had with a Patriots fan today---in PITTSBURGH.

[Click to view comic: 'Superbowl 42']

No kidding, this guy was an idiot. I'm thinking, "WTF? How dare you embarass me?", when he's probably thinking, "Screw him! LOL NOOB!".

Anyone had any similar experiences?

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Buddabingbadingning

That exact thing happened to me once, only instead of the Giants it was a bag of frozen broccoli, and instead of the Pates it was roomful of steampunk Paul McCartney robots playing stratocasters left handed while cappucin monkeys ran up and down randomly detuning their instruments. And instead of it actually happening, I imagined the whole thing.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What are you trying to say?

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Buddabingbadingning

I'm trying to say that if you lie down with dogs, you wake up with a butter sculpture replica of Vladimir Putin flying a gyrocopter over Red Square flinging jelly doughnuts while Darth Maul battles a horde of rabid prairie dogs using a nine iron instead of a light saber.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I love you, Zaster.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Awesome. Let's have kids!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Zaster

Since your profile refers to you as a "guy," I don't think that can happen. Unless you have access to some sort of advanced technology that I am unaware of, the world will, unfortunately, never be blessed with our offspring.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

kane2742

Since your profile refers to you as a "guy," I don't think that can happen. Unless you have access to some sort of advanced technology that I am unaware of, the world will, unfortunately, never be blessed with our offspring.

This is the most depressing thing I've read all day. I hope it works out for you two. If all else fails there is always adoption. I'm here for you both if either of you ever needs to just talk about it.

Thanks for being our shoulder to cry on, Crabby.

It's strange how threads can drift into having no connection whatsoever to their original topics. From commentary on a strip about the Super Bowl to Zaster's and my love child.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

I'm looking to buy a baby.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

My seed can impregnate anything. It is that powerful. My realdoll is in her second trimester.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You've got a deal.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

WhatCanBrownDoForYou

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

I'll give you 63 cents and a half eaten liverwurst sandwich.

sold!

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm not sure how it works, but I think any same-sex couple can have kids if David Crosby is involved.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

He's just THAT potent.  Get within 29 inches of his penis, you're pregnant.

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I has a flavor!

Just what I deserve for reading these posts once a week... I was going to offer 64 cents for baby Raul (the ad did say OBO, but, alas, I'm too late again *SOB*

That's not me calling you an SOB, btw...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Hmmmm...

This should win an award for having the most posts off-topic.

Or not.

But I'm never gonna buy that baby. It's probably a bag of trash--literally.

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Buddabingbadingning