Hi, i'm new here, hope you like this although it's not really funny.

Thanks!

Fun at home by Wespe 2-06-08

Ready ,... Set ,... GO!!!

I made some more, although I've reviewed some of the posts before mine and I see you're pretty critical and maybe harsh... I don't mind if you make critical comments about my comics, hey everyone has to start somewhere!

Also, if you feel insulted or anything, don't hesitate on telling me and I'll try not to commit that mistake again,

Thanks.

Here's my comic series, called "Mr. Green".

Hope you like them!

Mr. Green by Wespe 2-06-08

So... ... Do you want to be on top?

Mr. Green #2 by Wespe 2-06-08

Oh, hey boss, I wanted to ask if there's a possibility of increasing my salary Oh! maybe there's a possibility. Why don't you come to my office after your shift and we'll discuss it? Later that day... -Ahem- Hey, sir. Can we talk about my salary now? There is nothing to discuss, I just needed a way to lure you into my office Shit Now, get on your knees and assume recieving position

Pretty fly for a new guy.

I actually enjoyed your first comic that you said "sucked". Guys in trashcans have made me giggle since April of last year.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks. I'm trying to think of something else, I'll make more as soon as I get a good idea.

You're all right. Keep making comics.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Here's a new one:

 

Mr. Green #3 by Wespe 2-07-08

Hey Jimmy, how's your day? It could be worse... And how's your day? Well, not bad... I just read a report on the Internet that says sexual abuse is almost as common in work as it is in school. I really think it's bull though ...  OH

the last one was all right.

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Kill Whitey.

Not so good... It is kind of hard to keep fresh ideas coming

Mr. Green #4 by Wespe 2-18-08

Hmm, It has to be in here somewhere... I'm sure I saw it around here! Oh yes! This is my lucky day!

The Mr. Green ones made me chuckle a little bit.

#2 was funny. Normally straight-to-the-sex jokes don't make me laugh, but this one was alright.

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That was Explicit

I screwed up and typed "gues" instead of "guess". Oh well...

Mr. Green #5 by Wespe 2-21-08

Hello gothic pal Um... Hi... Gues what? I bet you're single! Whoa how did you guess!? Well because you're so fucking ugly... Stupid cunt...

Haha! Much better! :D

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That was Explicit

I liked Mr. Green #3, I think it was that one. Anyway. Do more like that. Was that the one with the sex in the work place reference or the one with the goat? Ok I liked two of them. Do some sort of office based goat sex-ploitation and we're fine.

I know how often those office-goat romances occur so you might want to try something original and save those for speial occasions.

Or when it's raining.

Mr. Green #6 by Wespe 2-25-08

And then, then...she said... She said I was ugly! Well I think you're really cute! Urghh... MEN!

Mr. Green #7 by Wespe 3-06-08

Hmm, I wonder who put this here... -Ziiiiiiiiiip- What the hell is going on?! Turn the goddamned light back on! Surprise! Oh... fuck

Mr. Green #8 by Wespe 3-06-08

Hey Will, did you watch the news this morning? No, I'm fed up with coverage about useless crap... Why? Well police found a house full of paedophilic content... AND, CHECK THIS... they found a little girl chained in the basement! Can you believe that?! OH SHIT I know! It's unbelieveable, Isn't it? I forgot to lock my house