oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

why are you hammering that nail into your head well you see, i'm in a set position. i'd stop if i could, as it's really quite painful but you can't feel pain. neither can i. we're just static images without a mind or any kind of sensory perception then how are we having this conversation right now we're not. an anonymous user is simply typing what we say. we're not even talking about this at all. we can't because we're images now i feel like shit great job asshole

and badder than ever

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oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

sorry to completely upset your entire concept of reality but according to you i can't even begin to think about reality because of the fact that i'm not a living being at all in fact, you didn't explain anything to me at all, and even if you did i wouldn't be able to comprehend it because i'm a two dimensional figure holy shit now you know how it feels motherfucker

oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

i'm totally freaking out right now dude no you're not once again, all the author of this comic is doing is typing a few words to represent conversation between us, even though we couldn't independantly converse stop it STOP IT i'm not doing anything, i don't exist

oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

hey dude check it out, i've broken free of the laws of reality by taking the nail out of my head naw man the author just changed how you look holy shit he can't do that can he he sure can, you're just suffering under the illusion that you're in control due to the fact that you can't fully comprehend dimensions greater than your own i'm not suffering under the illusion of anything because i'm not alive

oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

i just had a scary thought. if the guy writing our lives can change our appearance around, can he destroy us altogether no dude even if completely different people take up residence in this box we call our home, our sense of self isn't destroyed that's a relief also we don't exist so yeah that was pretty pointless considering we don't have a sense of self or reside anywhere really i'm so confused i want to die

oh my god by faggot 2-13-08

enough with the bullshit, we need to get to work we have jobs? yeah we work in a shitty mail room for a huge corporation that doesn't exist see you on my lunch break that doesn't exist either great now i have nothing to look forward to

[Click to view comic: 'jesus christ']

[Click to view comic: 'jesus christ']

post you twats!

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Best use of the nail-head guy ever.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Every single one of those comics made me chortle.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Candy Day by faggot 2-14-08

happy valentine's day chuck fuck valentine's day, it's a day invented by corporations to sell boxes of candy, disgusting cards, and stuffed bears i don't have a valentine either but i'm not a fucking jerk will you be my valentine

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what i mean to say is by faggot 2-14-08

look at that stupid nigger, all he does all day is eat fried chicken and fuck bitches stupid enough to sleep with a disgusting darkie god that fucking whore behind me is one of those racist fucks who won't talk shit about me to my face isn't she god you stupid piece of shit i hope you catch aids from one of those slutty white girls who thinks it's ok to sleep with porch monkeys like you what a whore, i hope you get shot by someone who has less sense than i do. if you're going to be a racist, don't be a fuckin pussy about it and just get out of my sight wanna fuck totally

come on guys i need some feedback here. i love comic comments also.

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I'm drunk, but those last two comics were the shit.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Here's a series I'm doing right now

greetings from the world of tomorrow by faggot 2-14-08

i am the you of the future do i lose my virginity in the future you lose your virginity to a fat black woman you met while buying a sofa from craigslist well is it sensual and erotic you rape her. that's kind of what i'm here to warn you about uh oh

greetings from the world of today by faggot 2-14-08

steve, you have to help me. this dude comes from the future and says i lose my virginity to a fat black woman and i rape her and now i guess i'm on the run from the cops that's ridiculous, you were dreaming no dude he's here seriously get the nail out of your head will you i'm scared it'll hurt!

greetings from the world of yesterday by faggot 2-14-08

look, what do i have to do to prevent myself from raping this woman you're talking about well i'd advise you lose your virginity now without raping anyone but i have no spine, it's impossible to ask anyone out for me i know dude, that's why i raped her you're not helping

greetings from the world of yesteryear by faggot 2-14-08

hey jon, did you have something to tell me? i was thinking maybe sometime you know if you're not too busy, because believe me i'd understand because i have a busy schedule too right so it's totally ok if not but uh please suck my cock

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I really liked Candy Day, what I mean to say is..., and greetings from the world of today (although the rest of that series was crap).

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002